Kaley

We add it to the science experiment?

We all need such thoughtful consideration ❤️

Me and who tho?

Only slightly, but a beautiful one at least 😘

I need this right now.

Let’s go then. Why are you waiting hmm?

Exactly. For science, ya know?

It’s very cold this morning, we should just go back to bed.

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Look, all I’m saying is that maybe I’d be able to handle my life imploding in on itself better if someone pushed my face into the mattress and suffocated me while bruising my cervix from behind. But what do I know?
Ya know?

I make no promises 😂

My only regret for cutting my bangs is the intense bedhead.

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Gonna stare at you like this.

Good lord 😍

I’ve had a hefty glass of wine and currently munching on a bag of Ranch Doritos while I daydream of pulling on their garters and licking nylon covered legs. What do you do at 1am on a Wednesday?

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Point her out, I just want to talk.

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The need to grab their ass is consuming me. Just me?

Their account is probably just private lol

It says blocked 😢

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What I look like when I daydream about reaching up their skirt and gripping them.

🥺

Kassiiii I’m confused. I thought I was following you?? How was I not following you?? WHAT HAPPENED?
Anyways, you and me, duh.

I don’t think I’ve posted my face on here yet.
That’s all.

I win. You can all go home now.

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They were super cute but I had so many old guys crying about not knowing how to access what’s “behind the NSFW spoiler” so I’m over it.

I definitely will not miss scrolling all the NSFW tag photos

At least there’s editable lists. Can put my top 10 in there so I can stop missing their posts!!

We all know why we’re here.

I completely forgot I already had an account here…

Started a new play through in Baldur’s Gate 3 and Karlach glitched in a pre-patch Gale sort of way. Best gal pal said “you’re not skipping me this time” and I may have, ever-so-slightly, panicked.

May these cursed photos of a few of my animals bless you this evening.