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"donut go in there" ace venutra

my new politics adjacent thing is getting really pissed off when people give a human name to a Rat

fellas drop everything , cancel all your plans and take your girl to this . and i Fucking Guarantee she will nut you off

i disagree with his politics & life style but i truly wish him the best. may he enjoy his beer and retro games safe from trolls for eternity

tonight i saw my oldest Rival, a gamer I'll refer to as "DX", tell his 8 viewers hes trying to sell his dead wifes diapers on fb marketplace

wife chasing me around the kitchen table with a rolling pin because she found me in the epstein files being a Mossad Operative

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

Im envisioning the variety of women who will romance me, their various Ethnicities, etc, when the Dark Net Injectables make me 1 inch taller

that reminds me i have some fairly leftist T Shirts to buy

Women do not realize that when they send me messages like this it gives me an erection and makes my job of driving the bus very difficult

Yeah i really wanna watch a 3 and a half hour take down of Humpty Dumpty. Duhhhhh (Jack off motion) Ok. Wheres the part where I give a fuck

"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor

CEOs Never Cum

things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit

re:your "Ace Ventura goes to Epstein Island" script—we like the concept. We th ink its very good. But it borrows too many jokes from AV1 & 2

Fuck You Donuts

Fucker Bowl

shes right, it was my idea to have kamala enlist The Cheney Clan to go on a human entrail spreading spree

After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

Tel Aviv lawyer Nathan Shaked, 37, became a celebrity earlier this year when, already holder of the “Mr Gay Israel” title, he became “International Mr Gay”.

beer mom

I am the Grim Reaper For Fucking Pussys like you . I will hit you in the mouth. Do not ask me questions

they are calling it metroid crime because it robs gamers.

wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"

im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders

I shall simply respect the hustle and click on to the next post .