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Chark

@chucksajoke

I love jokes so much (dad, depression, ADHD, sometime open mic’er, frequent napper)

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No one in real life has brought up that we’re at war with Iran

05.03.2026 12:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You should have to choose between voting and sending your kids to private school

25.02.2026 15:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got an email from factcheck.org this morning and I was like, guys, we know, you don’t need to do this

25.02.2026 14:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A smart toaster knows it’s toasting a bagel

20.02.2026 14:09 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Accidentally made eye contact with a college student’s belly button yesterday and I’d like to apologize to the world

18.02.2026 23:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

People say “one trick pony” like it’s a bad thing but goddamn it if I‘ve ever seen a pony do any sort of trick at all

11.02.2026 18:49 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

130 people

10.02.2026 16:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m ready. I’m ready to be converted by a breathtakingly disingenuous He Gets Us commercial

08.02.2026 23:31 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The world is profane and the people who claim to be the holiest are the most profane of all. I’ve decided to start swearing more in my day to day life.

01.02.2026 17:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I did the math, and I am worth a tiny fraction of my weight in gold

30.01.2026 13:30 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck these motherfuckers

29.01.2026 14:53 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The trials for these people should be held in Nuremberg

28.01.2026 23:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m afraid all of this is going to be memory holed in like 6 months and dems will be walking back their abolish ICE statements. I’m so afraid of that happening. Don’t let that happen.

28.01.2026 23:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jew in Amsterdam here. Please use Anne Frank as a comparison point to explain how state persecution of scapegoats impacts children, that is the point of her example, thanks

28.01.2026 08:10 👍 8599 🔁 2242 💬 96 📌 45

Ok, please stop posting screenshots of nazis from the other site. I’m here. I don’t want to be there. I don’t want to see what some nazi thinks about whistles or anything else, and I don’t care that you’re dunking on them.

28.01.2026 00:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well she can go fuck herself

27.01.2026 23:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Got here, sat down, tried to have one conversation, and then left. Can’t do it

27.01.2026 15:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m in a room full of conservatives and it will take everything in me not to lose my shit today

27.01.2026 15:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If ICE murdered me, my republican parents would make excuses for ICE

27.01.2026 05:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WETTTT FAARRRTTT NOIISSSESSSS

27.01.2026 05:03 👍 343 🔁 12 💬 7 📌 2

Many are saying

27.01.2026 04:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

professor and writer Anton Treuer gave us an Ojibwe version of “ICE OUT”

ikogaan mikwam=ice, go away!

27.01.2026 03:49 👍 318 🔁 75 💬 2 📌 1

You know your country is fucked when SEPP BLATTER is speaking out

27.01.2026 03:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck em

27.01.2026 03:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m telling all the people in my life who are equivocating about Alex’s murder and ICE in general to go fuck themselves. Alternatively, I’m calling them “dumb fucks” and I encourage you to do the same

27.01.2026 01:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fuck that motherfucker

27.01.2026 00:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Teaching my kids Spanish, starting with “chinga la migra”

26.01.2026 23:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We know who she is

26.01.2026 19:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chinga la migra

26.01.2026 19:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trying to balance work, grieving, and dissociation

26.01.2026 17:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0