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Brett Nicholson

@aggiebrett

Screenwriter of rambunctious eloquence. Sometimes comedy, sometimes dramatic. I was a Nicholl Finalist yet remain bitter and sarcastic. Love movies, beer, music, tacos, and floating in a Texas river. SCRIPTS: https://www.networkisa.org/profile/aggiebrett

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I am now fully margarita'd and just poured a nice Modelo and now I shall commit to the relaxing and the cavorting.

I cannot preclude the possibility of hijinkery and possibly even a soupΓ§on of tomfoolery.

08.03.2026 01:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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bart simpson is sitting at a table with a glass of water in front of him . ALT: bart simpson is sitting at a table with a glass of water in front of him .

UPDATE: the special was a personal shaker of premium margarita. It worked out to three glasses of margarita.

That was the perfect amount of margarita.

08.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A federal judge in DC rules that Kari Lake was not lawfully appointed and that actions she took as the claimed head of USAGM "shall have no force or effect," including last August's RIFs at the Voice of America.

07.03.2026 23:29 πŸ‘ 3476 πŸ” 1116 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 65

I am seconds away from this bliss.

SECONDS.

08.03.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I will re-share Statler the Bat any time he crosses my timeline. βœŠοΈβ€οΈβ€πŸ”₯πŸ‘

08.03.2026 00:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His last name is To Alaska

08.03.2026 00:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HALLELUJAH.

Done.

07.03.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Smack him and say β€œthat’s what you get for ordering a salad at a Q shack.”

07.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a sign that says stay on target with a red line ALT: a sign that says stay on target with a red line

NINETY MINUTES TIL EJECT

07.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He faked his death then ran his β€œI’m an artist” schtick on the Lusitania for several years before striking it rich and retiring to West Egg NY.

07.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you. This is beautiful.

07.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And now, your #Daily_Awesome:

07.03.2026 19:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know better. 🀣

07.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a couple of wolves are playing with each other on the ground . ALT: a couple of wolves are playing with each other on the ground .

There is seldom a day that I do not pause to quietly smile and give thanks for accidentally falling in with a large rowdy gaggle of rude ridiculous childish idiots who would happily stab each other out of love.

07.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I applied.

I’m waiting for the laughter to die down so I can get a response.

07.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bondi just threw him under the bus, released the rape allegations. She's more worried about going to prison than getting fired. We've reached the "cats fighting in a bag" stage.

07.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We never saw the Titanic hit the sea floor.

07.03.2026 18:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Excellent.

07.03.2026 18:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You miserable ignorant peons might not believe me, but I’ve been an absolute Godzilla of excellent customer service today.

Titanical.

Large, even.

07.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When you sew stupid and cover it with BS you often reap a bumper crop.

07.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like pitching. Do pitching is a good thing.

07.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But yes.

07.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

On advice of counsel I can neither confirm nor deny the assertion.

07.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His action movie name is Bruce Wee.

07.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Saturday morning. Last day of the run. Feet and head and soul hurt already, but as usual I have that idiot thing called Hope luring me forward into the froth.

β€œIt’ll be a good day! We can make the world a better place! We can help make lives a teensy bit better!”

07.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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CBS obtained video of the DHS killing of an unarmed man in Texas that DHS concealed for nearly a year, which clearly contradicts claims that he violently rammed anyone. He is shot with his brake lights on, car not moving or barely moving. Another DHS crime.

07.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 7185 πŸ” 3793 πŸ’¬ 232 πŸ“Œ 224

Tomorrow is the last day in an ugly stretch. It’ll suck, but it’ll end.

Which kinda seems modern life in a nutshell.

07.03.2026 04:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0