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Simply put, if America is going to survive, Mamdani needs to become the mayor of every American city simultaneously.

26.02.2026 21:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 465 ๐Ÿ” 62 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I have Touretteโ€™s, but it is not my Touretteโ€™s talking when I say sincerely, fuck you.

26.02.2026 22:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He dis apologize. Fuck this ablist take. Educate yourself.

26.02.2026 22:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everyone who demands an apology is correct, apologies are warranted. Anyone who thinks that people with Tourettes should not be in public because their existence is a problem for other people is starting down a dangerous path. We have a right to live full lives.

23.02.2026 19:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 573 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as someone who has tourettes herself it's very interesting to see so many tourettes experts with a lot to say about tourettes popping up overnight

23.02.2026 13:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 161 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is going to be controversial to some but i actually think it is morally unproblematic for people with tourettes to yell slurs in the same way in which it is morally unproblematic for a guy without legs not to take the stairs. what the fuck are you people doing suggesting otherwise

25.02.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 107 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I meant Schiff, that was an autocorrect lol. Everyoneโ€™s a Zionist!

25.02.2026 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hm yeah youโ€™re right, damn. I actually didnโ€™t know that. I think sheโ€™s a stronger fighter than Schmitt on almost every other issue though but thatโ€™s very disappointing.

25.02.2026 03:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah and he stabbed Katie Porter in the back with an underhanded campaign. that seat should have been hers.

25.02.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the plural of octopus is octopodes, then the plural of Pegasus must be Pegasodes.

23.02.2026 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks! I was searching twitter, X, etc and couldnโ€™t find anything. Thanks for the context!

23.02.2026 16:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m so out of the loop. Someone help me?

23.02.2026 14:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This bespeaks a worldview so irredeemably twisted, that I canโ€™t even find the words to argue with it. What do you say to that? Itโ€™s so stupid and asinine and yet so evil at the same time. There is no getting through to someone like that. Heโ€™s a lost cause. The AI bust canโ€™t come soon enough.

23.02.2026 05:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This one hits hard.

21.02.2026 22:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 35621 ๐Ÿ” 10541 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 778 ๐Ÿ“Œ 593

Hot take: โ€œthe global southโ€ is just another step on the euphemism treadmill.

20.02.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I Married a Man Iโ€™d Known a Few Months
You have to take your time before you commit to someone. That was the advice I grew up with. I completely ignored it.
FEBRUARY 13, 2026
KARA KENNEDY

Why Is No One Having Sex?
โ€˜I donโ€™t want to perform.โ€™ โ€˜Sleep wins.โ€™ โ€˜She doesnโ€™t have the same high sex drive as me.โ€™ I spoke to the Americans behind the sex recessionโ€”and this isโ€ฆ
FEBRUARY 12, 2026
KARA KENNEDY

I Married a Man Iโ€™d Known a Few Months You have to take your time before you commit to someone. That was the advice I grew up with. I completely ignored it. FEBRUARY 13, 2026 KARA KENNEDY Why Is No One Having Sex? โ€˜I donโ€™t want to perform.โ€™ โ€˜Sleep wins.โ€™ โ€˜She doesnโ€™t have the same high sex drive as me.โ€™ I spoke to the Americans behind the sex recessionโ€”and this isโ€ฆ FEBRUARY 12, 2026 KARA KENNEDY

You could have given me a thousand chances to guess what blog post this person published the day after she published "Why Is No One Having Sex?" and I could not have come up with anything this funny

19.02.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1446 ๐Ÿ” 196 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
a Free Press headline, Why Is No One Having Sex?

https://www.thefp.com/p/why-is-no-one-having-sex

a Free Press headline, Why Is No One Having Sex? https://www.thefp.com/p/why-is-no-one-having-sex

The Free Press is discovering new levels of Telling On Yourself that scientists previously thought could not exist

19.02.2026 21:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 6885 ๐Ÿ” 973 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 203 ๐Ÿ“Œ 247

Oโ€™Leary needs to jump in a lake

18.02.2026 01:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine Beethoven improvising a great hook and then he tries to repeat it to lock it in and then god dammit it he forgot what he just did.

17.02.2026 02:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The pro-life party!

16.02.2026 23:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If all of the warehouses being purchased around the country by ICE have shown us anything, itโ€™s that the federal government has the funds to buy property and house people instead

16.02.2026 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 326 ๐Ÿ” 33 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

We wanted to understand how rugged English-Scots-Irish culture has shaped America. So we talked to three white South African billionaires at a sex party in the Bahamas.

16.02.2026 20:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 2627 ๐Ÿ” 523 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 30 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison.

Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.

Our priorities are so fucked.

16.02.2026 05:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 25448 ๐Ÿ” 8481 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 554 ๐Ÿ“Œ 303

ยฟPor quรฉ no los dos?

16.02.2026 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.

Alleged someone allegedly burning a concentration camp in Kansas City.

Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp

13.02.2026 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 11195 ๐Ÿ” 2443 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 129 ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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James Van Der Beek, โ€˜Dawsonโ€™s Creekโ€™ star, has died | CNN James Van Der Beek, who rose to fame starring as Dawson Leery on the 1990s-era hit teen drama โ€œDawsonโ€™s Creek,โ€ has died.

This is so sad, but should also outrage you. How is it that James Van Der Beek, a household name, could go completely bankrupt from medical bills to the point that his family now has a go fund me? Fuck this fucking shit!!!

www.cnn.com/2026/02/11/e...

11.02.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s fucking insane that someone as famous and successful as him, a household name, could literally go bankrupt from medical bills. This is so sad and also this country is so FUCKED UP.

11.02.2026 23:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not to mention the fact that performances didnโ€™t have to be hyper-edited perfection! Mark misses a couple obvious notes in his solo but that doesnโ€™t make him any less of a master. Compare that to all the fake instagram guitarists now who keep getting called out for miming their own songs. Heโ€™s real.

04.02.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.02.2026 19:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 105 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0