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22:45 Sat 7 Mar = 74% £5 OFF AT BOOTS When you spend VOUCHER £20 on skincare PAGE 77 The Hail MARCH 8, 2026 ON SUNDAY £2.30 £2 to subscribers Tension with the President puts King's State visit in doubt Page 5 Ex-Premier's rebuke to flailing Starmer: AN RUNATE OF You should have backed US from day one NOW BLAIR DELIVERS A STINGING vodafo: vodafone BLOWTOPM OVER WAR TONY Blair has rebuked Keir Starmer EXCLUSIVE for his lack of support for Donald between London and Washington, Sir Tony warned his successor: 'If they are your ally Trump's war on Iran, telling the Prime and they are an indispensable cornerstone By Glen Owen Minister: 'We should have backed for your security... you had better show America from the very beginning' up. The former Prime Minister's dramatic POLITICAL EDITOR Amid mounting diplomatic tensions Turn to Page 6» TRAGIC FRIENDS: Holly Wells, left, and Jessica Chapman How, against unimaginable odds, Holly's parents rebuilt their lives Pages 14-15
You can ram the Mail on Sunday including all the supplements up your arse and fuck off while you’re doing it, Tony Blair.
This puts me in mind of that time Gripper Stebson earned Roland Browning’s lunch money.
none of this would have happened if kevin mcallister would have punched trump in the balls so hard that he died in home alone 2: lost in new york
It's fine if we can do the same for yours.
Is there any real chance of a reaching a peace deal in a war where one side are irrational religious zealots operating under a repressive theocracy, and so are the other two.
Stupid Trumpy bastard.
Blame Trump for starting it.
So bomb American and Israeli sites.
They probably use it for the weight; it's as close as they can get to spelling "lb".
Oh, I see. Sorry!
I always think Rory Stewart looks extremely Aardmanesque. Something about his mouth.
Or Mark Twain.
Quietly, calmly and forensically, BBC just dismantled the Trump communications shitshow on Iran.
No hyperbole, just laying out an unprecedented military, diplomatic and reputational shambles.
Worth a watch.
(🎥 BBC News/BBC Verify)
"Uses already exciting information", does it?
It's not as if it's any use anyway. Q
No. Their only income should be from £20 annual membership fees.
A laminated sign: BREAK DOWN CARTOONS AND BOXES BEFORE PUTTING THEM IN THE RECYCLE BIN.
“Ok so the basic premise of this one is that there’s a coyote and a roadrunner and the coyote’s efforts to catch the roadrunner become ever more elaborate and comical but – and this is the crucial bit – he never catches the roadrunner. Here are some of the common tropes used…”
“Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair?”
Aussiemandias
Maybe that it what their god wants. If so, we'll have to kill it.
WANTED: Morons, racists, fuckwits, criminals, bigots and numbskulls to stand as Reform UK candidates. Total ignorance of local authorities preferred and we promise not to check your social media history!
You're fired.
I tried reducing my dog's polygon count to improve loading times but I accidentally rendered him as an infinitesimal one-dimensional point in spacetime and now I can't remember where I left him
Amused at Trump saying ‘We’re not dealing with Winston Churchill’ about Starmer. No, if you were dealing with Winston Churchill we’d have already have been fighting a war for two years before your lot even turned up, you scabby orange dough ball
Let's recap: The 2500 year old magical mystery myth teamed up with the 2000 year old magical mystery myth to attack the 1500 year old magical mystery myth because they didn't want the newcomers to build any world-ending nuclear weapons the old guard has thousands of.
But remember kids: God is love
And, of course, the USA dropped everything to wade into the fight alongside Churchill in 1939, didn't they?
That reminds me of an alternative out of office message I once devised:
THERE WAS A WEE COOPER WHA CAME FRAE FIFE
Nickety nackety noo noo noo.
More on that story with Krishnan after the break.
