Geeka 🧬 🧪

I asked too many questions and one of them was why we didn’t actually use bibles. The priest then asked my mom not to send me to church. He was later implicated in child abuse.

The amount of teflon I ate because my mother refused to not use metal utensils.

A newspaper headline from over a century ago, reading: WOMEN ANARCHISTS HAVE BECOME THE TERROR OF WORLDS POLICE Their Daring Crimes Are Said to Have Out- stripped the Deeds of Brothers of the Red Search for the Woman is Becoming a Safe Rule in Crimes Proceeding From Anarchistic Violence—The Guardians of the World Nearly Always Finda Woman Implicated When a Ruler is Stricken Down—Emotional Women Lose Sense of Fear.

Happy International Women's Day. 🏴

I bought an offensively expensive coffee machine and I seriously cannot get over how great the coffee is (esp bc I have to drink decaf).

Confetti nail polish on the toes in anticipation of foot freedom day. No pics because that could be a cost center.

Grocery shopping: “hmm, don’t need olive oil right now, but may need it and we might be at war with California when I do need it”.

I have taken a picture and put a security cam in front of it.

I’ve replaced ceiling and porch lights. It’s pretty easy. Basically the entire time you sing to yourself “did I shut the breaker off”.

I have 75 min of work left for the week and I’m trying to get a bunch of small tasks done and my brain no work.

Chandelier?

Lampshade?

Pittsburgh would like to submit North Versailles, pronounced as it’s spelled. (Ver-sails, not Ver-sigh)

There needs to be a better way to do this. I suspect people that can decorate cakes/cookies are really good at this.

Suddenly that dog looks like he comes from old money.

In my experience, those buds are all going to fall off. My 1 foot tree would routinely have 100-200 buds and most wouldn’t pollinate and they’d all fall off.

I do! I had a lemon and lime tree for a number of years that I would bring in. They’d lose leaves, like light and I still watered them every couple of weeks. (Also, my cat routinely ate what leaves didn’t fall off immediately).

I will take yours.

And ppl that are making less than $2k/pay are probably not going to have financial advisors to tell them to change withholding for this. What a shit show.

This just seems wrong and/or lazy on their part. Is this by chance the same ppl that couldn’t understand that you don’t have to cohabitate with a spouse?

One worked in an office in a steel mill, the other trained police horses.

There was a pet jaguar in my neighborhood!

Aww. Looks like the green fox blue fox comics!

In true pgh fashion, it’ll be a warm week in march, but it’s gonna rain every day.

I spent the last 2 days at work just talking about staining protocols, workflows and microscopes. It was basically my ideal work day. Even geeked out about accelerated stability testing and how it’s bullshit.

For years on my old blog I published the names of servicemembers who died in Iraq & Afghanistan. No other outlets were.

These are the first 4 Americans to die in the Iran War.
Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35
Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42
Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39
Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20

I will cry at close hockey games where the underdog wins.

Mine was “scratch your back with a hacksaw”

Just got an email from AARP and you can fuck right off.

Seems the cops are being harassed by someone jamming their stations by playing random anti-semitic messages. They are moved their operation to private channels.

If you could have 2 of any body part that can easily be seen while wearing clothing, which would you choose?