James

Sweet!! When do you think the next update will be, ballpark?

Get blanket+ add on where it shows you ads of fashionable items and what they might look like on your body

Hey Aussie here, we don’t usually put solar panels on trains lol, we put solar panels on the grid and we have normal trains, works a lot better hahahah

You can fit the entire Overton window in between them huge nutz

If you break it down, we’re all dying all the time, slowly, and in this way the world is unified in our ritual of dying on the toilet

Good luck Elvis

A spell cast by the tiny wizard hiding in the pill

They should have called it plan bb, for baby begone

great work kodub!!

Cool, double sided microwave

Jerry why is the tray of individual butter tubs empty

Not sure if this works in America, but I’m calling my isp sales office every now and then and telling them I got a better offer elsewhere, slashes 30% off rrp every time

Depression is your Stan vibes

This is rad!!

Premium feline, top of the line

Hey police? Yeah she’s being a criminal and talking to children again, no it’s not the bot

Strongest lead magnet in the western hemisphere

Just finished my Friday night, time zones are weird, have a good day ima sleep

Beep boop

Hah, this guy thinks photons are real

Naturally

INCREDIBLE

(Drops needle) the… the sound is…. (Breaks down crying)

I think select and confirm, but then even better - have a ‘fast’ mode to turn on in the options where it’s click only

(Devil whispering on your shoulder) Stay up. Eat a cookie. Leave the bathroom light on. Eat another cookie. No cookies left. Bake some cookies. Leave your socks on the floor.

“I read the silmarillion” (crunches dingo nugget)

I heard he was influenced by crooked Hillary to stick a finger up his ass when he jorks it

“Dude look she’s going too the toilet!!! Oh my me this is siiiiick”

brain eating parasites be like

Ty dood