(joan jett voice)
i love sitting down
sitting on the couch and sitting, baby
06.03.2026 23:32
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(joan jett voice)
i love sitting down
sitting on the couch and sitting, baby
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
Focus Group Question No. 81:
What is love?
(a) Baby don’t hurt me
(b) Don’t hurt me
(c) No more
So my former employer went broke and got evicted (it was a long time coming), so his friend invited him to crash at his UES apartment. On his first night there he left the burner on and set his friend’s place on fire. I will sell the rights to this story to the Coen Brothers for the right price
The G in Warren G Harding stands for “Glitterbomb”
I watched every single James Bond movie for some reason. I can finally report that the best one was SKYFALL and the worst one was THE WORLD IS NOT ENOUGH
I wonder how many people die each year as a result of lifeguards running in slow motion
Due to a clerical error I am now the Junior Senator of Oklahoma
I’m a fat asshole who loves lasagna, too. What makes Garfield so special
How I arrived on Bluesky:
sad news: nermal has been killed by an iranian drone attack on abu dhabi. an innocent victim of a senseless war
I’m the guy who knocks on the door
Connecticut knows what they did
Wow I should not have named my dog after my social security number
My grammar skills will have been being brought all the boys to the yard
My future self just traveled back in time to warn me that things will be pretty much the same an hour from now
Writers, what form of writing feels furthest from your wheelhouse? For me I think it’s the little plaques next to pieces of art in museums
Did you receive a blow to the head and forget the entire run up to the Iraq War
When Paul McCartney hastily tacked on “Freedom,” possibly the worst song he’s ever written, to the end of Driving Rain, an otherwise good album, for its fall 2001 release
Sometimes I’m right. Everyone else is wrong
My time machine brings all the boys to the Renaissance
Moxy Früvous reunion tour still not happening
I hope Donald Trump dies. Moderators: I hope Donald Trump dies.
Dick Cheney is smiling on all this from below
How fitting that this illegal war was launched from the U.S.S. Gerald Ford, named for the man who launched the travesty that American presidents are above the law
It’s already simultaneously 1938 and an endless 2016. Might as well throw in 2003
