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Matt Hero

@matthero

Polyhobbyist. Collector of information. Fond of a routine. Loose circuits. Luxury beliefs on a budget (he/him).

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Basically an update of Top Cat but with dogs, which was itself Sgt Bilko but with cats.

24.02.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm glad to hear they're still good. If they only produced that table beer and nothing else, they'd still be doing a valuable public service.

14.02.2026 12:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The away shirt is also gorgeous.

31.01.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It also suggests an alternative supergroup of Wilko, Siobhan and Kerry that I would definitely pay to see.

12.01.2026 11:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a specialist in wonky rescue housecats, I'd heartily recommended their adoption ๐Ÿ˜ธ

26.12.2025 14:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's also a wilful misreading of the data; bsky.app/profile/matt...

12.12.2025 11:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a continued,wilful misreading of the data both in intent and analysis.

12.12.2025 10:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pupil census supplementary statistics Statistics on school pupil characteristics

The research that is being mangled here is based on "Main home language of pupils, by local authority, 2024" from www.gov.scot/publications... It doesn't describe the pupils' own language competence at all.

12.12.2025 10:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

That's more of a Jasmine thing ๐Ÿ˜ธ

27.11.2025 22:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alex Cat *hates* Broadcast, but has a soft spot for Warpaint.

27.11.2025 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If he didn't get fired for causing the bank run at Northern Rock by leaking a confidential briefing on live TV, then we have to conclude that this is actually his paid role.

22.11.2025 08:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I thought "silly, horny bullshit" *was* the brand.

11.09.2025 19:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No worries, I didn't take it like that. TBH, I sit opposite 2 of them for hours and never think they're obviously not glass.

03.09.2025 19:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've only got perspex from them as I've been buying really big frames and it's been fine. I thought they did glass too, but apparently I should have checked that before I recommended them ๐Ÿ˜”

03.09.2025 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The best way to frame your pictures online. Order quality picture frames online at eFrame, the UK's largest frames website. Fantastic prices on Made to Measure, Wood, Metal, Photo and Multi Photo Frames. Join 800,000 happy customers today.

I've only used them for big poster frames, but quality has been consistently good; eFrame www.eframe.co.uk

03.09.2025 15:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Trap (British TV series) - Wikipedia

It's the game "Fuck You Buddy" and it's from the first part of The Trap; en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tra...

30.08.2025 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Except we both want and enjoy cake.

05.08.2025 09:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because of the atomisation of social media, I don't get to see nearly as much of your stuff as I used to. But mate *you can write* and I apologise for temporarily forgetting that.

08.06.2025 08:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yeah, I've realised that I was thinking of the Premier Inn. My apologies.

01.06.2025 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The one by International station? Then you have the delightful wetlands bit of the olympic park only 5-10 minutes walk away. My old regular birding spot. And time for a beer in Mother Kelly's too.

01.06.2025 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, for example if you believe let's say "murdering civilians is bad" it's not hard to hold the same position on both events. It only gets complicated if you want to start qualifying what civilian might mean.

24.05.2025 09:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To clarify, some boats do display flags in port, as an anchor jack.

22.05.2025 11:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(FYI: not my creation, can't find original source)

22.05.2025 09:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Banner; reads "two bad teams"

Banner; reads "two bad teams"

21.05.2025 16:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you have that cheapie Clogs compilation, I played Andy Roberts "Richmond" in the car earlier and I still think it's a gem.

17.05.2025 11:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, I obv have many other suggestions, but they're Kier's problem now.

17.05.2025 11:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pentangle - Travelling Song
Pentangle - Travelling Song YouTube video by fawnface

....any excuse for this youtu.be/_q9of8OhkeQ?...

17.05.2025 10:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"...get quotes for having my gas fire ripped out" that's a hell of a euphemism.

14.05.2025 20:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd have to bow to your superior knowledge of what bin juice tastes like here.

10.05.2025 09:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Alternatively, *least* like to taste is Pigeon milk (yes, it's real, no you don't want it)

09.05.2025 21:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0