Which reminds me of the state finals where the judge kept making faces and rubbing his head while I did my speech (to see how we handled distractions I guess) and I am still pissed off about it because I kept thinking that I should stop and ask if he was OK or if he was having a seizure.
54 years old and periodically I remember that time at a HS speech team competition when a guy from another school pronounced Thomas with a non silent H (like thom-us) and I just…wtf dude?
Hey y'all. Wanna hear me talking about how comparison can be a good thing? #nidsnidra #awakeningspiral
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Hi y'all. Take a listen to me on the Space and Grace podcast talking about Accomplist and getting stuff done without pushing yourself too hard. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/p...
Deleting old emails in hopes of speeding up my laptop. I had emails from Netflix dating back to when they mailed actual DVDs. I just…
That sucks! We stopped getting a farm box because we couldn't find one we liked.
Also, last week's joke about Captain Pike's hair care products was *chef's kiss*
Can we talk about how #strangenewworlds did Michael Jackson's Thriller and Beat It videos within the same episode? Because that was glorious.
Also, last week's joke about Captain Pike's hair care products was *chef's kiss*
It was something like "Not to brag, but I can always figure out who the killer is 10 minutes into Columbo."
A few months ago when I first joined up here, a woman I follow made a joke about Columbo and a man replied explaining her joke and I am haunted by that way out of proportion.
#Wordle is approaching the end of their list of words and it's like the last days of disco up in this shit. There's Ks and Zs and double letters. Wild stuff.
Who has 2 thumbs and is completely losing their shit over the Project Hail Mary trailer? This gal!
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Still from the movie Bill and Ted's excellent adventure with the words, "most triumphant".
When my library holds come through after several months
Every time I watch Poker Face, I start hearing my inner monologue in Natasha Leone's voice.
The correct response to all Republican positions is “no, fuck you.”
“Oh, maybe you have a point will you like me if I say maybe you have a point, here, point to which of my constituents you’d like me to ditch” is not a winning strategy, never will be.
Red carpet photo of Miley Cyrus wearing a gold dress
It's so weird that Miley has been giving 1970s Jane Fonda for a while now. Like, is this something we're talking about? And does this look really age her or is it just that I'm old enough to remember 1970s Jane Fonda?
Putting aside the fact that she's receiving the best of care yet has zero access to assistive devices, or even a fucking TV...assisted suicide should kinda be about the person who wants to die and not about the feelings and eternal soul of the guy helping her out.
I was just reminded that people think Million Dollar Baby is a great movie when it very much is not.
Is it the story of a woman who has suffered a serious, life-altering injury? Nope.
It's the story of how this affects the man in her life.
Me: I'm going to get so much done today.
Also me: *winded from putting on my bra*
Today in Songs Inexplicabley Stuck in My Head:
The Bunny Hop 🐇🐇🐇
Just finished The Last Graduate by @naominovik.bsky.social (book 2 of schoolomance) and holy shit, I need a cigarette after that.
Every time I remember this fever dream of a TV show, I have to check and make sure I didn't hallucinate it.
Remembering the time over a decade ago when I met a woman at a free networking event who was promoting her book about self love and I wasn't sure if she meant self esteem or self pleasure.
Our centerpieces and cake topper were action figures The Tenth Doctor & Rose, Captain Kirk & Edith Keeler, Buffy & Angel, Superman & Lois Lane, etc.
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The internet is weird. I haven't had breakfast yet, but I've already discovered that there's a new pope, there are Duran Duran Funko pops, & a grade school friend has become super eccentric.
Just finished rereading The Scarlet Letter for the first time since high school, and day-m that book sucks.
It’s weird to live in a time when basic principles like cruelty is wrong, cheating is empty & the idea that curiosity, generosity, originality, the satisfaction of earned accomplishments & loving intimacy are the center of a good life feel like countercultural concepts
