Jennifer C. 🌻

I usually watch it the next day if I'm working Thursday. It makes for a nice Friday evening.

Bonus: grain bins also blow up!

He's okay with "mutilation" as long as the parents sign off on it..?

You're a great voice for the people, and I hope we get to keep hearing you for a long time.

Kristi Noem on Alex Pretti: "I did not call him a domestic terrorist. I said it appeared to be an incident of."

Also Kristi Noem: " This individual…committed an act of domestic terrorism. That's the facts.”

We'll, I've said more than once that a typewriter never would have done this to me.

It does amuse me greatly that these knuckleheads didn't even consider what they were teeing up with "Operation Ep"-anything.

That was an interesting one 😂

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My kid insists on connecting their phone to my car whenever they're in it, and they never disconnect it. Every time I pull up in front of the house, it hijacks their music, which always amuses me.

I wouldn't enjoy it much, to be sure.

I'm a 55yo woman and I'm pretty sure I could knock this one out.

It's an interesting exercise to consider the order of operations. I can probably drink beer while I run, but I probably shouldn't eat too many tacos. Say 4hrs of running and 6 beers to kick it off, slightly buzzed at end of run but in need of protein. Then I have 20hrs for 18 beers/20 tacos.

I'm having the same problem skimming headlines with Anthropic in them as I used to with Theranos. Because Anthropologie and Thanos.

An official letter from the Kansas Division of Vehicles dated February 23, 2026, with a redacted recipient address. The letter notifies the recipient that due to the enactment of Senate Bill 244, all Kansas driver's licenses and IDs must reflect the holder's sex at birth. It states that the recipient's current credential will become invalid immediately upon the law's publication on February 26, 2026, with no grace period. The recipient is directed to surrender their current ID to receive a new one matching their sex assigned at birth. The document concludes with instructions on how to appeal the notice if received in error, along with contact information for the department.

Kansas is sending letters to trans people telling them that their licenses will be revoked as of tomorrow and that they risk arrest for driving on a suspended license.

This is pure cruelty.

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Is the president mocking the U.S. women’s hockey team on a celebratory call with the men’s team going to attract even an iota of the sustained handwringing that the idea of trans athletes disadvantaging women’s sports has gotten

I detect some inconsistency within the Republican Party.

Huh. This is what my kid does all day long. Hope they're this successful with it 🤞🏻

If you're an English teacher and you make your students diagram a single sentence from the president's formal remarks, you will be charged with felony assault and sent to prison for the rest of your natural life.

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Okay Dad

I don't think that's really so much the point as my English major having to rewrite stuff to make a robot happy.

Well, it's happening to my kid in a VCU class, so 🤷‍♀️

My favorite part of the whole thing is how I had to pay $45 for the program.

VCU is now requiring my kid to run every assignment through an AI detector. They were in the car with me saying "My curiosity score is two points too low to submit!" (wat?) Turns out using italics adds a point. And writing is one of their strongest skills 😐

I think someone else did it for him.

That be the one where they dropped the fella in the water with nonsense in his pockets?

Adam Ebbin's what?

My IG algorithm gave me Engelbreit, now 🦋 has delivered Amend. I am subversively delighted.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

The goof isn't canceled out by the number of people not understanding that he made one. I guess this is a "Read what I meant, not what I said," situation, but it's an interesting error for an editor to make.