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@xzelldx

There will be nudity. 42 yo Gaymer, Husband, cat dad to many strays in ETX. Still plays FFXI and retro games. 6'4" & 195, partner is 6' and 280. No minors. Blanks & accounts that share w/o source get blocked eventually. On a quest to follow all the bears.

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01.02.2026 13:13 πŸ‘ 241 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL

YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO.

USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+

NOT.

A.

DRILL.

www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...

17.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 2920 πŸ” 2156 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 165
IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK 
JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS.
WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK.
AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.
SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.
THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES.
IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

15.02.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 14952 πŸ” 5412 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 43
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Something about cats and boxes, ya know?

16.02.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

08.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 3774 πŸ” 1838 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 20

"someday"

05.02.2026 03:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For everyone who's curious but doesn't want to go check:
This is real, and the replies people asking him for money.

05.02.2026 01:23 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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04.02.2026 12:41 πŸ‘ 89 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An image of Canadian actress Katherine O’Hara as the Schitt’s Creek character Moira Rose, providing the following advice: β€œTake a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, β€œOh, I’m too spooky.” Or, β€œnobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes.”

An image of Canadian actress Katherine O’Hara as the Schitt’s Creek character Moira Rose, providing the following advice: β€œTake a thousand naked pictures of yourself now. You may currently think, β€œOh, I’m too spooky.” Or, β€œnobody wants to see these tiny boobies.” But, believe me, one day you will look at those photos with much kinder eyes.”

30.01.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 1750 πŸ” 465 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 47
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30.01.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 17219 πŸ” 3815 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 65

Jan 20~28th's habit of kicking me in the balls has repeated itself. 4k and no parts until May. Boo.

It's not "feeling abandoned, 1 week to homelessness with no where to go and no idea what to do a week after losing your job"(2009 bad) but I'm not quite sure what to do all the same.

29.01.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Refused to come inside yesterday. Currently sleeping next to me in bed.

27.01.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Man ponders if he is still a good person if helping others benefits him. The universe answers and tells him: 'Be kind, I don't care why'

Man ponders if he is still a good person if helping others benefits him. The universe answers and tells him: 'Be kind, I don't care why'

26.01.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 14393 πŸ” 4880 πŸ’¬ 66 πŸ“Œ 75
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25.01.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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This is fucking gross

24.01.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 2951 πŸ” 427 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 136
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Yay. Woohoo. Awesome. I work in Dallas tomorrow and this happens on my way home tonight.

I hope it’s the transmission, it still drives and no metal noises. Gotta put 300 miles on it before Monday when it’ll be 7β€’ outside >.>

23.01.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dad's got the beef. πŸ₯©πŸ–

21.01.2026 21:28 πŸ‘ 519 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 3
3 panel comic

Panel 1: 
A crowd is watching TV in a bar. The TV is facing away from the reader. The crowd ecstatically screams β€œYEAHHHH!”

Panel 2: 
A new guy walks into shot from the left and says β€œYou guys watching football?”
A guy in crowd answers β€œNope”

Panel 3:
The new guy looks at the TV screen and immediately screams β€œOH FUCK YEAH”

3 panel comic Panel 1: A crowd is watching TV in a bar. The TV is facing away from the reader. The crowd ecstatically screams β€œYEAHHHH!” Panel 2: A new guy walks into shot from the left and says β€œYou guys watching football?” A guy in crowd answers β€œNope” Panel 3: The new guy looks at the TV screen and immediately screams β€œOH FUCK YEAH”

imagine if it happens on tv

19.01.2026 19:49 πŸ‘ 7674 πŸ” 1727 πŸ’¬ 97 πŸ“Œ 65

Scott Adams - Bi Representation?

14.01.2026 04:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had surgery to remove an infected access last week. The scar is gnarly.

05.01.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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09.12.2025 14:55 πŸ‘ 1959 πŸ” 484 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 24
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Being a giant means normal bath tubs are itty bitty.

08.12.2025 03:32 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Chicken Noodle news limits articles now? I'm pretty sure this is a sign of the end times, slop is supposed to be free.

06.12.2025 19:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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My hair is getting at the temples. I was not ready for this to happen this fast, thought I had another 3~4 years.

02.12.2025 03:21 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*Has a realization*

Bubba the love sponge. If it's not Bill, my bet would be a fellow Florida Man.

16.11.2025 04:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"No I won't say who bubba is"

16.11.2025 04:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

For some reason today, the fact that throughout my high school years the Republicans made damn sure and well we all knew the President had gotten a blow job...it's worth it now. I *really* wish Ken Starr was alive to see it.

15.11.2025 04:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Christmas in Hell is gonna be awkward this year.

15.11.2025 04:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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streamin rn twitch.tv/extrafabulous

12.11.2025 23:19 πŸ‘ 971 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
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