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Cade Wiberg

@cadewibergwriter

Film critic, musician, podcaster, author of "My Life According to Rock Band." https://a.co/d/4OE0uUr Marvel Sucks Vs. No It Doesn't https://tinyurl.com/9xhfuprb Not Megan's Boat https://tinyurl.com/3c595duf Letterboxd https://boxd.it/qMsb

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A ★★★½ review of The Mask of Zorro (1998) Drank too much to form a coherent singular review, so here are bullet points: -Kinda fucks 10 beers deep? -Batman Beyond en Espanol -Why has Assassin's Creed not done this? -Anthony Hopkins, my favori...

08.03.2026 04:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★ review of Laggies (2014) Cheating on your fiancee with Sam Rockwell should be fair game

07.03.2026 05:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★½ review of The Bride! (2026) Yeah it's messy, it opens with an over-the-top parody of Mr. Glass falling down the stairs, and Penelope Cruz plays a detective whose personality is "girl detective," but Bone Temple made $57 million ...

06.03.2026 06:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★★ review of Hoppers (2026) Was that a fucking Bikini Kill needle drop in this children's movie about beavers?

05.03.2026 21:17 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

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A ★★★★ review of Prince of Broadway (2008) Quintessential bad mom cinema up there with Carrie, Beau is Afraid, and Coraline. P.S.: The movie Bad Moms does not belong in this category bc they are in fact good Moms.

05.03.2026 18:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★★ review of Starlet (2012) I bet the amount of times Sean Baker has listened to "Crazy Bitch" by Buckcherry through research and production of his stripper/sex movies is a hilarious amount of times.

05.03.2026 05:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★★★ review of The Worst Person in the World (2021) The Mount Rushmore of Turning 30 Cinema is Worst Person in the World, Frances Ha, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and Bo Burnham's Inside

05.03.2026 00:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★★★ review of 45 Years (2015) Just you wait for those tears. Heartbreak incarnate. There are so many movies about "the one that got away" or The world will end if I don't end up with this person," but 45 Years is one of the very f...

04.03.2026 22:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★½ review of Speaking Parts (1989) Cronenberg-core

04.03.2026 17:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★★½ review of Hal & Harper (2025) Cooper Raiff's Aftersun (2022) Hulk did smash

03.03.2026 23:49 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★★ review of Videoheaven (2025) Truly, truly, truly, hypnotic. I can't believe this was 3 hours. Why did I learn Biology in highschool when they should've been teaching Videoheaven.

03.03.2026 06:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★★½ review of Paths of Glory (1957) There is a non-zero chance General Mireau founded the Christmas Adventurers Club

02.03.2026 17:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★½ review of Le Samouraï (1967) I would absolutely murder that low-battery-fire-alarm-ass bird so fast

02.03.2026 05:21 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★★ review of Room (2015) Zack Snyder's Boyhood (2014)

01.03.2026 19:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★★½ review of 12 Angry Men (1957) Would pay anything to watch the OJ trial version of this

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01.03.2026 04:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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A ★★★★ review of Paul McCartney: Man on the Run (2025) I love how the media made such a big deal about how Linda McCartney "can't sing" while one of the other former Beatles was married to someone who sang like a garbage disposal. It is so insane how Wing...

28.02.2026 07:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★ review of EPiC: Elvis Presley in Concert (2025) This is what music was like before The Beatles came and fixed it

27.02.2026 06:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★★ review of Twenty One Pilots: More Than We Ever Imagined (2026) Watching two best friends named Josh and Tyler sing songs about "Trees" and "Mulberry Street" is probably the whitest thing I do with my time.

27.02.2026 05:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★½ review of Scream 7 (2026) Though this is the worst Scream, I did have a semi-fun 4dx experience of trying to figure out why this movie was bad (this mystery was much more interesting than any twists and turns the movie has to ...

26.02.2026 07:36 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★½ review of Taylor Tomlinson: Prodigal Daughter (2026) Taylor Tomlinson: I asked an ex once "If you don't hear from me for a while are you ever scared something bad happened to me?" And he said, "No, I get scared you're mad at me..." Men would rather be i...

25.02.2026 05:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★★½ review of The Killing (1956) Definitive proof that every single person who works at an airport is bad at their job

25.02.2026 04:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★ review of Jason X (2001) I used to regard Friday 8 and Friday 10 to be the same caliber film, but upon rewatch, I realize Jason Takes Manhattan is a metaphor for the American immigrant. Several foreigners travel to America vi...

25.02.2026 02:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★ review of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993) Jason Goes to Hell (and leaves the viewers here on Earth watching a dog shit movie that makes them wish they were in hell with Jason): The Final Friday

25.02.2026 00:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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A ★★★★ review of Hawkeye (2021) The MCU went 13 years without in-universe Hawkeye fans, but just like The Eternals, they've been there the whole time, and there are so many of them! It's really funny that this is essentially about a...

24.02.2026 17:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★½ review of The Third Man (1949) A cool movie with the most JARRING score. Something like if Hoobastank played over Citizen Kane. Also, the director is a man named Carol and the lead is a man named Holly- what is going on???

24.02.2026 05:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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A ★★½ review of The Mothman Prophecies (2002) Such incredible vibes and atmosphere for such a mediocre movie. Scott Derrickson or James Wan should remake this so it's good.

23.02.2026 19:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★★★ review of Eternals (2021) Marvel's The Last Jedi, Marvel's The Village, Marvel's Mank, Marvel's Margot at the Wedding, Marvel's Hateful Eight. None of these movies should be a 10/10 experience on the first watch, but each rewa...

23.02.2026 01:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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A ★★★★½ review of A Perfect World (1993) Costner actually kidnaps a child who doesn't wear pants and shortly after asks to see his genitals yet somehow Clint made the most wholesome movie I've ever seen. Also, I know they're all the same fil...

22.02.2026 05:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★ review of Love & Other Drugs (2010) Are Jake Gyllenhaal and Josh Gad supposed to be brothers in this? What the hell happened to the gene pool?

21.02.2026 07:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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A ★★★½ review of How to Make a Killing (2026) Glen Powell: I need to kill my family to gain the inheritance that is rightfully mine. His cousin: *Sings Papa Roach at karaoke* Me: Oh come on Glen, you CAN'T kill these people!

19.02.2026 06:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0