Noel Casler Comedy

If our new DHS Sec continues the ICE agents murders of civilians committed during his predecessor reign we should call him Markwayne Gacy.

Vegas act: Markwayne Newton

‘MarkyMarkwayne and the Fascist Bunch’

If DHS Sec was a DJ he could call himself MarkyMarkwayne. ‘Spinning the hits from Okmulgee to OKC…’

Otter friendy is pissed pond is still frozen, hauls ass back to river which sits just beyond the tree-line. He’ll be back for the tadpoles soon. Spring is near ❄️

‘Good afternoon, my name is Markwayne, this is my brother Darrell, this is my other brother Darrell…’

It would be funny if Markwayne’s middle name was Wayne. (I’ll always think of him as guy w/o a bachelors degree who made 75M selling his plumbing biz when he got to Congress. Then had 1.4M PPP loan forgiven in ‘22 before joining Senate. Ethically challenged tree stump of a man.

Kristi may have soared too close to the sun this go round but everyone working the late shift in a massage parlor next to the methadone clinic out by the airport in ‘the other Branson’ at least knows it’s possible now and that’s not nothing.

I worked on a reality show with Donald Trump and he had a famous tagline he would say at the end of every episode: “You’re appointed as Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas!!”

I’ll admit BS is often an afterthought for me, like the ‘notes’ side of Substack. I abhor it all, tbh but I will say that BS is the only social media that seems to have any art literacy. Never fails to impress in that regard.

José Clemente Orozco ‘Dive Bomber and Tank’ 1940. Kinda says it all….

The way Trump says ‘I have to go back and look at the war, you know I have a lot of things happening’ with a sh*t eating grin thru a Benozoed stupor makes me fear for the fate of the free world. A man who gets off on cruelty is the last man who should be POTUS.

Or be holding the video camera.

It most be so weird for Kristi Noem’s husband to be in the same room with her and not be tied to a chair.

If you truly know Trump you wouldn’t be surprised that the first thing he did in Iran was kill a bunch of schoolgirls.

POTUS is currently participating in ‘Executive Time’ as he does every morning. He lives upstairs but can’t make it to the Oval Office before noon. Fox News, Adderall, shellacking the dead ferret on his head ALL take precedent over the people’s biz. USA can’t afford this sh*t.

“We could use their base if we want. We could just fly in and use it. Nobody's going to tell us not to use it."

Replace Spain with sex-trafficked girls and you see why Trump is so eager to distance himself from the Epstein files and why he’s in them. He is a predator. Full stop.

The only thing missing from Thom Tillis’ beautiful takedown of Kristi Noem was making her go out on in the backyard and cut down a switch before he delivered that ass whippin’. She looked sadder than a strip club with a broken ATM.

“I have never had more compliments on something I’ve done” -DJT discussing the ILLEGAL war he started in Iran because he couldn’t say no to Netanyahu because Kushner works for foreign sources and Vanky tells daddy what to do.

Dear Spain, don’t listen to this moron. You are far superior to MAGA trash, ditto UK. Trump is now insulting our allies. Old man is losing his shit. Stop the mfker, he is a threat to entire world.

Pete Hegseth is a dangerous as anyone we may fear in Iran. He is an extremist in every sense of the word. I’ve met a few like him, Greg Kelly comes to mind. Former drunks & rapey frat bros who find Jesus when the booze goes away and think toxic violence is part of the gospel.🖕🏻

U.S.A. deserves a Commander-in-Chief who doesn’t have a 3 hour standing appointment with ‘Executive Time’ esp in times of war. This is a fixed item on POTUS public schedule. Same reason we never had early call times on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ Trump is not functional human being.

"How Trump found so many men and women willing to go along with his grift and amoral leadership says more about America than most would care to admit."

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Y’all Trump’s neck is just from the hickey Netanyahu gave him when he said he would attack Iran.

Trump really is a drug addict. I know MSM avoided topic of his personal habits for decades but you now have a Commander-in-Chief quite clearly under the influence and in over his head. More lives will be lost. ‘He doesn’t even drink’ was his own myth, and btw ‘dry goods’ count.

Hegseth treats sending troops into battle on behalf of an incompetent POTUS, with same hungover frat boy snark he possessed when ordering egg white omelettes from a Fox News PA sitting in makeup chair & scrolling IG for babes. There’s unserious men, then there’s this f’n clown.

Don’t expect to see much of Trump over the coming days, he is above all else, a coward. He’s in so far over his head now he will just hide-n-get-high. Looks for a lot of ‘Executive Time’ & planned little ceremonies w/no press questions. Call them on their BS.

Most folks will probably focus on Hegseth’s ‘squirter’ comments but let’s take Laura Loomer out of the equation for a moment and focus on the way Pontifex Pete used ‘Radical Islamists’ to describe all of Iran while opening his remarks with not-so-subtle Christofacist overtones.

“The Lululemon Luftwaffe” is the best line I’ve read in a long time.

"Living in a land of such obscene cruelty demands of us deep compassion. A ballast to the bellicose & brutal reality imposed upon us by America’s most broken man. We must not shrink from their criminality, but counter it with truth & empathy. The world needs the light that exists within all of us."