A tattered copy of "Ultimate Unauthorized Nintendo! Game Strategies"
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16.02.2026 07:16
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A tattered copy of "Ultimate Unauthorized Nintendo! Game Strategies"
Mine is shredded from extreme use
For a guy who died in 1953, Eugene O'Neill casts a large shadow on video game history
record cashew shortage
I remember this poem! (Who could forget it)
This is how I feel about small town parades. Watching a fire truck drive by at 4 miles an hour hasn't been entertaining since about 1908.
Really a superb website.
Not sure if it ever materialized but www.theguardian.com/music/2019/a...
even a broken clock is ethical twice a day
If they don't know my name I'm expecting the third person lyrics
Finally a mistake-based product I can get behind
[Me as a police detective]
COP: My god, you just dropped that guy into a trash compactor!
ME: Looks like he *dramatically putting on sunglasses* won't be testifying in the big trial oh wow I really messed up guys
Rubio at the ceremony trying to trick Isaacs into giving him a sock hidden in a book
I feel like I'd be at my 38th rodeo and realize I forgot to ask what a horse is
My daughter wondered why Clark doesn't sound like them
Fingers crossed for Batman Returns level of crazy
Me: Should I eat burritos for the third night in a row
Magic 8 Ball: MY REPLY IS NO
Me: Burritos it is
If memory serves, the reason they had to let it stand is because "oh sweet Christ, what have we done?" is correctly phrased under the rules
Why was U afraid of X?
Cause X GON' GIVE IT TO U
I bet you didn't realize that wristwatch of yours has hands and a heartbeat
This is what happens when the liberal arts get a foothold
Luigi vs Predator
I'm actually amazed Leguizamo wasn't in one of the sequels or AVP movies already, this feels like an oversight corrected
Not the main story here, but pretty on brand that he clearly doesn't know what an order of magnitude is
the reason you shouldn't yell "fire" in a theater is because i am trying to watch a movie
If the Trader Joe’s crew member doesn’t say, “ooh these are really good,” about several of your items as they ring them up, you have completely blown it as a customer
me seeing friend buying two hot dogs: two huh? ol double dog. the two dog kid.
friend who remembers when I tried to eat healthy in 2017: ok lentils
She does have a black belt in karate
Three men are islands, tops
You just failed the Turing test
Green River Killer, also when I was a kid a different serial killer dumped a body like 150 yards from my apartment