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Alison Leiby

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Comedian. Writer. Abortion haver.

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Alison Leiby: For This? Alison Leiby: For This? - Saturday, March 7 - 7:00pm Doors / 7:30pm Show

SATURDAY NIGHT IN BROOKLYN! Come see me work out this new hour a bit more at Union Hall!!!!
www.eventbrite.com/e/alison-lei...

05.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
On January 10, 2026, while driving back to work after getting lunch with his father
and cousin, a car quickly passed O., sped up, then stopped in front of him. (Id. ΒΆ 3.) A
few men in civilian clothes stepped out of the car and asked for his identification. (Id.)
The men threatened O.β€”if he did not get out of the car, they would force him out. (Id.)
O. exited the car and was told he was under arrest. (Id.) The men handcuffed him and did
not allow him to bring his phone. (Id.) O. felt like he was being kidnapped. (Id.)
The men detained O., his father, and his cousin, taking them all to Whipple. (Id.
ΒΆ 4.) At Whipple, there was β€œfood scattered on the floor, the floor was sticky with mud,
and everything stuck to your shoes.” (Id. ΒΆ 5.) The space was so cramped that sometimes
there was no space to sit on the floor. (Id.)

On January 10, 2026, while driving back to work after getting lunch with his father and cousin, a car quickly passed O., sped up, then stopped in front of him. (Id. ΒΆ 3.) A few men in civilian clothes stepped out of the car and asked for his identification. (Id.) The men threatened O.β€”if he did not get out of the car, they would force him out. (Id.) O. exited the car and was told he was under arrest. (Id.) The men handcuffed him and did not allow him to bring his phone. (Id.) O. felt like he was being kidnapped. (Id.) The men detained O., his father, and his cousin, taking them all to Whipple. (Id. ΒΆ 4.) At Whipple, there was β€œfood scattered on the floor, the floor was sticky with mud, and everything stuck to your shoes.” (Id. ΒΆ 5.) The space was so cramped that sometimes there was no space to sit on the floor. (Id.)

The horror stories rolling in from Minnesota are just the tip of the iceberg. This 20-year-old, who's lawfully present in the country, was arrested for being Latino, then jailed in a filthy cell where he couldn't even sit down. 18 days of illegal detention. democracyforward.org/wp-content/u...

17.02.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 5638 πŸ” 2807 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 111

staring at the screen, no ideas, the empty prompt window confronting you with your own mediocrity -- welcome to the work, chump, you loser.

17.02.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 2502 πŸ” 295 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 2

yessss that rules hahahahha!

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Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.

β€œFour of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. β€œI looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?”

There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

10.02.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 12807 πŸ” 6983 πŸ’¬ 380 πŸ“Œ 868

okay because Jane and Maude Beaton are the same actress (who is married to justin theroux!!!!!!!)

06.02.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

SOMEONE (sinatra????) give us money for this!!!!!!!!

06.02.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Okay honestly my dream gig right now is getting to co-host an official (or unofficial) Paradise S2 recap podcast with @alisonleiby.bsky.social and @therealtony.bsky.social!!!!

06.02.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

see you thereeeeeeee

22.01.2026 19:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Alison Leiby: For This? Alison Leiby: For This? - Thursday, January 22 - 7:00pm Doors / 7:30pm Show

my friend @alisonleiby.bsky.social is debuting a new standup set tonight in park slope. great way to spend a thursday night, imo. www.eventbrite.com/e/alison-lei...

22.01.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."

20.01.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 52812 πŸ” 13808 πŸ’¬ 973 πŸ“Œ 1392
Alison Leiby and Josh Gondelman killing some Celine Dion while some nerd hangs out.

Alison Leiby and Josh Gondelman killing some Celine Dion while some nerd hangs out.

[P] When everything is shit, sometimes the only thing that will help is doing an hour of karaoke with @joshgondelman.bsky.social and @alisonleiby.bsky.social.

18.01.2026 04:40 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

San Francisco: I'm on the live Doug Loves Movies show today at 4pm, and at 9:45 @alisonleiby.bsky.social and I are hosting an excellent lineup of comedians for Sup, Bro? at Cobb's!

17.01.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

San Francisco: On Saturday night, @alisonleiby.bsky.social and I are hosting a Sup, Bro? show featuring Janeane Garofalo, Doug Benson, Brandon Scannell, and Jean Grae!!! Come enjoy jokes!! Tickets at this extremely long link: www.ticketmaster.com/sf-sketchfes...

13.01.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Legendary Brooklyn Heights dive Montero is on the cusp of being sold Brooklyn Heights’ legendary nautical dive bar Montero is set to change hands soon, with the Montero family planning to sell the drinkery to a pair of businessmen who also own a string of nautical bars...

anyway don't read The Post, read the people who actually go to the woke hangout nygroove.nyc/breaking-leg...

08.01.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Brooklyn: Tomorrow (Monday) night, @alisonleiby.bsky.social and I are hosting the first Frankenstein's Baby show of 2026 at Union Hall, featuring the great Jeff Hiller among other great people!!! Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/frankenste...

04.01.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh my god

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Sup, Bro? Sup, Bro? - Saturday, December 27 - 7:00pm Doors / 7:30pm Show

Hey! Brooklyn! @alisonleiby.bsky.social and I are hosting a Sup, Bro? show on Saturday (12/27) if you’re around and want to enjoy some jokes! We’ve got Joe Mande and Wally Baram and Jim Tews and more!!! Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/sup-bro-ti...

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My Body Feels Like It's From Temu | Standup Comedy | Alison Leiby
My Body Feels Like It's From Temu | Standup Comedy | Alison Leiby YouTube video by Cracked Comedy Club

I have a new set on Cracked Comedy that you can watch! www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5zE...

14.12.2025 17:22 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Josh Gondelman - Positive Reinforcement [2025] | FULL COMEDY SPECIAL
Josh Gondelman - Positive Reinforcement [2025] | FULL COMEDY SPECIAL YouTube video by Blonde Medicine

My new special Positive Reinforcement didn't make any prestigious end-of-year lists for me to post about, but I am really proud of it, and I think you'd like it if you haven't seen it yet! :)

12.12.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 352 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 22

TIU is doing an advice column on the subject of money and friendships. In a sticky sitch w a friend? Send your questions to awilder@marketplace.org. We will keep you anonymous! AND!! @joshgondelman.bsky.social and @alisonleiby.bsky.social will be the advice givers!

01.12.2025 16:08 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11 actually good things that happened in NYC this year From gators to saying 'gator done' to congestion pricing

Some feel-good news for your Black Friday from the @nygroove.nyc nygroove.nyc/11-actually-...

28.11.2025 16:30 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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What’s the best way to cook for yourself? @alisonleiby.bsky.social has the answer! @zachsims.bsky.social

26.11.2025 00:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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We had a great time talking to Alison Leiby about soup on My New Thing!

Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m... @zachsims.bsky.social @alisonleiby.bsky.social

24.11.2025 19:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm a Lot by Alison Leiby: 9780593731628 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books In this witty, absurd, and surprisingly moving memoir-in-essays, comedian Alison Leiby unpacks the multitudes women are told to beβ€”and the joy of refusing to pick just one. Have you ever frozen...

Hey! @alisonleiby.bsky.social, the funniest writer there is, wrote a whole damn book and you can preorder it now! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/746320...

24.11.2025 15:58 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Solange Opens Free Digital Library Of Rare Black Books Solange has launched a digital library archive of Black and brown authors where readers can borrow books at no cost.

Solange Knowles’ Saint Heron has launched a free digital archival library of literature by Black and brown authors, poets, and artists. Readers can borrow rare and out-of-print books for up to 45 days

18.11.2025 23:58 πŸ‘ 3331 πŸ” 1819 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 84

this is a good addiction to have

17.11.2025 18:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

YES

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'I Want to Burn This Place Down' Is on the 100 Must-Read Books 2025 Here's why it made the list

"expertly mixing personal reflections into explorations of the major challenges of our time"
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time.com/collections/...

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