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Deep substrate foliated kalkite.

Deep substrate foliated kalkite.

"Ha ha ha, Biff. Guess what? After we go to the drugstore and the post office, I'm going to the vet's to get tutored."

“Ha ha ha, Biff. Guess what? After we go to the drugstore and the post office, I'm going to the vet's to get tutored."
- The Far Side

Trailer for WICK IS PAIN a Documentary About the Making of the JOHN WICK Franchise Lionsgate has released the trailer for a documentary film titled Wick is Pain , which focuses one went into the creation of the John Wick franchise. I’m a big fan of this francise, and it’s awesome...

Trailer for WICK IS PAIN a Documentary About the Making of the JOHN WICK Franchise

"Yeah, I just got back! And the wizard I mentioned? He gave me a new brain! ... It's on the coffee table as we speak!"

"Yeah, I just got back! And the wizard I mentioned?
He gave me a new brain! ... It's on the coffee table as we speak!"
- The Far Side

“Executioner understudies” The Far Side

“Executioner understudies”
-the Far Side

1-800-Sexy-Hot

Peck!

Selfie with the wife

Out partying

:yea:

Venmo?

April Fool

While their owners sleep, nervous little dogs prepare for their day.

While their owners sleep, nervous little dogs prepare for their day. - The Far Side

“We are currently clean on OPSEC” accidentally sent to a journalist is an all time classic.

Cast

Bill Burr

Kieran

Bob Odenkirk

"First that cretin Foster and now that jerk Cummings has instantly evaporated! ... I tell you, Ms. Goodman, without a doubt, I'm looking at an authentic, full-fledged wishing star!"

BREK

BREK

Graffiti of Goldfish and an Alien head.

Flat Rock Dam

For a long time, Farmer Hansen and his tall chickens enjoyed immense popularity— until Farmer Sutton got himself a longcow.

Longcow

Oh no!

Anyway.

“Well, lad, you caught me fair and square. … But truthfully, as far as leprechauns go, I’ve never been considered all that lucky.”

“Well, lad, you caught me fair and square. … But truthfully, as far as leprechauns go, I’ve never been considered all that lucky.” - The Far Side

“Bummer, Rusty… seven years bad luck - of course, in your case that would work out to be 49 years.” - The Far Side

“Bummer, Rusty… seven years bad luck - of course, in your case that would work out to be 49 years.”
- The Far Side

Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain

Supporters Praise Trump For Upholding Traditional American Value Of Supporting Murderous Dictators For Political Gain

I hate them.

Andersons Sky Diving School / Crutchfield’s Crocodile Farm

The dumb motherfucker is renaming the Gulf of Mexico. You know who I mean, I didn’t even have to say that moron’s name.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

More of this, America.

You know why.

I have 2 superpowers.

First, I have a 100% hit rate on determining the correct size of Tupperware to use for leftovers. Always enough room. Never too much room.

Second, I can recognize sound bites from songs , or special effects with a scary level of accuracy.

#lookingForWork