Lupe Delobo

His stork balloon is cool as fuck.

I am very polite

My baby doctor Komadina's nurse told my mom that he might not be able to birth me because he was flying at Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta.

So I decided to be born November 4 instead of October

I'll be flying in fiesta 2026 incidentally

If you ever want to test your social skills try ballooning.

Trying to find crew is a living hell. All the pilots guard crews fiercely and people just want a flight and then leave once they get it

So much of ballooning involves finding a random person at a random place willing to come out at 6 am

Ballooning is really stupid. Why do I do this.

If i dont fly I spend the night watching balloon videos thinking about flying

If I do fly I spend the night watching balloon videos thinking about flying

Boo

Space station: Silicon Valley.

All these remakes.

Just make me a game where I can be a dog where my microchip lands in a dead sheep that shits out landmines.

Nobody knows what im talking about and that's why I drink.

Sheep. Shitting. Landmines.

By the way, watch some old fiesta videos on mute while listening to Alex the Tiger's weather music and that's what I do on nights like these.

You cant understand what getting up at 4 am at ten years old to see crazy people go fly large nylon bags full of hot air over a city of a million people hanging a thousand feet overhead will do to your brain

I mean you have to understand, my most vivid memory as a child was going to the Special Shapes Rodeo at Fiesta and going to the firefly balloon tent and seeing the baskets and going "Yes I want that basket on my balloon someday" whole my mom was like "sure hon someday" but thinking never

So many thoughts. Someday I want to fly across the Sandia Mountains in a balloon. Participate in Gordon Bennett gas ballooning. Did I ever want that as a kid? No. I was thinking "Yes I am scared shitless but I think I want the basket with three sides and maybe fly the balloon someday"

Just to give everybody an understanding of my brain, Albuquerque Balloon Fiesta entry forms went out today.

My job is shit, WWIII is breaking out, but fuck it let's decide if we want to fly solo with 600 balloons this year or with a mentor

Oh joy

To be fair, minus balloons it would be shittier

Im going to say that Albuquerque has been going downhill every single year since the Isotopes replaced the Dukes and while correlation doesn't equal causation I feel like something vital got lost in that period that relates to that name change.

So what we're going back to the early 2000s Fandom?

No wait Something Awful and 4 chan never directly threatened a con's gay GOH so I guess it's getting even worse

"We owe conspiracy theorists a huge apology"

No we fucking don't. They were talking about a secret conspiracy of gay trans Jewish lizard people. The Epstein files uncovered a conspiracy of rich, straight, white, right-wing Christian men, which these motherfuckers never even considered.

We need to remember:

Coffee: give me enough energy to get through my day at work

Alcohol: designed to help me forget my shitty day at work

I know which one is more important, oops sorry I forgot to drink my speed to get through my job you're going to use a robot to do in a couple years

To be clear I use the calories i save not drinking Starbucks to drink more alcohol so im not saying im right im saying im trying to be less fat and more drunk and less hyper, let the Ai bots take my job and hallucinate a quarter of square footage updates go fuck yourself boss

Denis Leary may have stolen from Bill Hicks but at least he did a good routine on coffee

Jesus Christ this fucking Starbucks shit

Just coffee and a splash of milk is all you need.

My fat ass does not need a caramel macchiato

This is a "weather sucks but I have a feeling im getting up 5 am to get my hot potato in the air" vibe weekend

If not please un-copyright-strike the youtube animalympics pirate so I can do my stupid watching animalympics at 3 am while drinking scotch routine

Ok this is weird but I have a premonition that before 2028 tuff shed will be having doomsday bunker sales in the parking lots of Home Depots

I'm really interested in seeing the floor plans of 2020s family fallout shelters

Clairebear, zeepz, foxer421, you, arguably nicnak044 although she isn't really as big on the paws seemingly

It is so sad that we replaced the Twitter avian with an insect.

We need to go back to furry history.

We need Ken Sample and the concept of the felinsect.

Bluesky, c'mon, part lynx, part butterfly

C'mon
Come onnnnnn

Make a furry mascot

*pokes with a stick*

Like in North Korea the dictatorship understands that you have to starve the people into total stupor and make them illiterate before you can convince them that Dear Leader made 18 holes of golf in a game.

Wow, even Trump's youngest men aren't buying the epstein is a hoax thing? Wow, wouldn't have guessed that a million mentions in the files released by the man's own DOJ might make people question Orangeezus.

If you want the citizenry to believe that Epstein is a "hoax" you have to completely eliminate the education system first and starve them into brain damage first so they are complete morons, not just willfully ignorant.

One of the things I've learned from the clubs I've been a part of is that all the members always hate each other but an ability to vote the leadership out can hold the club together during the inevitable drama and fighting.

The furries complaining about drama should try becoming a balloonist

These are concentration camps and its our duty as citizens to ensure these things don't get built.

I keep getting brony posts on Facebook

I haven't done brony since like a decade ago.

Like they are talking about mare pregnancy

I know nobody has to identify as a furry but

Like

What

I just remembered I am old enough that many computers at my elementary school were still running MS-Dos and not Windows.

Well ok so this was like 1997

Understand I went to an American public school

Oh here's an interesting one: Texas Furry Fiesta in Dallas. Holy Christ a ballroom of 40,800 s.f. and space for 3,530 attendees

I'll let the news speak for itself.

www.sandiegouniontribune.com/2020/09/20/t...

Incidentally in terms of historic gas balloon flights you may have heard of Double Eagle II but I find the SuperChicken III transcontinental gas balloon flight is unheard of.

The name comes when the people from Phoenix Arizona tried to draw a phoenix and got told it was a "superchicken"