Meg

like YOU want MY car. you want it because it’s valuable to YOU and can make you money. i have the upper hand here, there’s no reason for me to do you any favours.

why do i feel nauseous about going to the desk and saying “i have an appointment at 10:30”

car dealerships could stand to be 50% less intimidating

this isn’t about the sens btw i just think it would be interesting if you could trade for a powerplay specialist

you should be allowed to trade coaching staff

“why does my brother, the two-time stanley cup champion, get more leeway than me, the captain of a team that’s challenging for ‘worst vibes in the league’”

the microscope will come off brady when he wins something in ottawa outside of a belching contest

hey so this brady tkachuk podcast is not only bad timing for the team but also not going to end well for the individual and i think we all need to brace ourselves for that

nothing says committed to your nhl team like doing a paid, public autograph session for team usa the day before you play a divisional rival

my mom is the only person who can trip my phone's dnd status which is on from 10pm-8am. this morning she texted me at 7:45 to say good morning, which she never does, and the sound woke up me—turns out i'd missed my alarm. she said something was just "urging her to text me". the universe is cool!!!!

five minutes for fighting when nary a punch was thrown

just had my dislike for a former coworker validated through their actions and now everyone else agrees with me. i could power a city with the energy this is giving me.

that does seem to be the general recipe, yeah! i'm trying to find one that's a bit more layered but what i'm envisioning does not seem to exist lol

on the docket: carrot cake cheesecake

obviously it was never going to be a massive apology and address of *gesture wildly* everything. but my word would it KILL them to have a backbone.

tough read, honestly. lots of talk about how it would be great if things got better and how we all need to make those things happen...but no actual accountability or explanation. not even a callout of how poorly claire hanna has been treated for simply doing her job.

i love flowers but never really get them so this year i decided to just……buy more flowers. these are the bouquets i’ve gotten so far. can’t wait till the summer when i can raid my mom’s garden.

instinctively said "yeuck" when the hughes brothers interrupted connor storrie's snl monologue

not really since he’s been on the m*ga train since 2016

and while we’re at it, stolarz is a baby

max domi is an advertisement for why you shouldn’t eat paint

yeah, this morning i heard the ottawa mayor say "it's not like their pr teams briefed them beforehand! this was a spur of the moment thing!" but my rebuttal to that is you shouldn't need a pr brief to tell you that associating yourself with certain political figures is bad.

yeah, the responses have been disappointing. "everything is political, blown out of proportion, hindsight is 2020" but i haven't heard a "we're incredibly sorry for how we acted and how this is now taking away from the women and their gold medal win"

"they were caught off guard by the phone call and didn't have time to think about it"

your morals, values, and ethics should not be dependent on the company surrounding you in a given moment and you shouldn't have to "think about" whether or not you should support misogyny and f*csism

“they have built-in mentors in ottawa” is so annoying too like great how do we make women in sports night about men who are “better” than them?

i’m gonna need a bigger burger

him: i’m watching a stupid movie right now

me: why are you watching if it’s stupid?

him: it’s not stupid, it’s interesting

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can someone in the plumbing community tell me if this is good ❤️

I have ice cream in the freezer, I’m all over it.

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