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King's College London. Director, Freeman Air & Space Institute; military historian prone to talking about aeroplanes. Lapsed pianist & hockey player. Views here entirely my own.

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Measuring effect through the amount of firepower employed? Seems an entirely reasonable approach without any historical precedents suggesting this might not be sensib... Oh. Oh dear.

04.03.2026 17:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The monkey mascot who became a mayor Eleven years ago, the main political parties were all fighting to become Hartlepool's first elected mayor. But in the end they all lost out to football mascot H'angus the Monkey.

Don't forget the Hartlepool monkey did win... As I recall, there were voters who *wanted* an anthropomorphised simian mayor and felt let down when the chap decided to take the role seriously - and they then voted him back in. Twice. www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-e...

28.02.2026 00:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Requiring a sort of political Nuno Espirito Santo? Makes some initial mistakes, but after a short while moves supporters from 'disaster! What were the board thinking?' to 'Ah. He does appear to know what he's doing. Y'know, we might just get away with this...'

27.02.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Seems fair enough

26.02.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is *not* what is meant by the term 'brown water navy'....

23.02.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
A Photograph from the Imperial War Museum archive captioned β€œ Supermarine Spitfire Mark VCs of No. 2 Squadron SAAF based at Palata, Italy, flying in loose line astern formation over the Adriatic Sea while on a bombing mission to the Sangro River battlefront”

A Photograph from the Imperial War Museum archive captioned β€œ Supermarine Spitfire Mark VCs of No. 2 Squadron SAAF based at Palata, Italy, flying in loose line astern formation over the Adriatic Sea while on a bombing mission to the Sangro River battlefront”

I believe the footage is from the same sortie from which this originates; I suspect that the footage spliced into Mr Lowe’s video was found from a google search alighting on the British PathΓ© footage β€˜Spitfires in flight’ which doesn’t reveal these are SAAF airframes…

22.02.2026 21:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They measure time in relation to Mallard Ceremonies, I believe, so I think their timeline is something like 5 Mallard (records pre-1701 about the frequency of what's been done every 100 years since are a bit patchy, it would seem, but grateful for further elucidation).

22.02.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Complete with obligatory clip of Spitfires not in fact being flown by British pilots, I see...

21.02.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was the bookshop linked to the Youth Hostel Association or similar? I have a very, very dim & possibly wildly inaccurate recollection of a YHA sign on the building at some point.

20.02.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Recall it as both Oddbins & Threshers. Changed over at some point in the mid- to late-90s, I think. Never noticed when, as only interested in buying crates/slabs for the latest Teddy Hall event after we'd cleaned the Oddbins on the High St out of stock (again...) but were still under-provisioned.

20.02.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Image (possibly AI generated) of a tartigrade playing the world's tiniest violin to provide a sarcastically sorrowful soundtrack to news that President Trump is saddened by the arrest of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor (the Andrew formerly known as Prince) on suspicion of committing misconduct in public office.

Image (possibly AI generated) of a tartigrade playing the world's tiniest violin to provide a sarcastically sorrowful soundtrack to news that President Trump is saddened by the arrest of Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor (the Andrew formerly known as Prince) on suspicion of committing misconduct in public office.

19.02.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Would that be the story about the councillor beneath a large picture of the PM & headline along the lines that the Mandelson affair probably marks the beginning of the end for the PM, or is he thinking of another one?

17.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the head-on shot, he does have the look of a man who’s just met an alligator not quite ready to dedicate its life to Jesus Christ just yet….

(β€˜Keep your hands where I can see them, and step slowwwly away from the alligator, sir’)

15.02.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hence Gielgud's line in Morse:
'Proctors could have handled it perfectly well. Much better in the old days, when all crimes on University property were dealt with by the proctors. Knew what they were doing.'

I suspect most viewers had no idea how relatively recently 'the old days' were...

10.02.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does this mean he'll be turning up more frequently to his places of work (Clacton & the House of Commons)?

10.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

<Mimes and lip-synchs response>

09.02.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Who convinced him that this was a remotely good idea?"

Someone who really doesn't like him?

09.02.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The King’s not obliged to agree & there’s a case for saying he *should* refuse to dissolve parliament given Labour’s majority (unless they can’t find someone they can unite behind as the new PM). Getting turned down & sparking a constitutional crisis would just put the top hat on it all, I suppose…

07.02.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A modernised Act of Attainder might come in handy (for this and potentially other circumstances)…

04.02.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He’s misunderstood the concept of using artillery to support penetration deep in enemyβ€˜s rear, hasn’t he?
#doctrinefail

02.02.2026 17:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Forgive me, but haven’t you omitted the words β€˜titled’ and β€˜Melania’ after β€˜documentary’ there?

02.02.2026 17:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Presumably they believe that the attacks were carried out @ a height that the crew in a Buccaneer would find sporting, with the ship obligingly positioned so that the pilot could aim amidships, drop the torpedo and then home for tea/medals or not home ever again & parents collect VC from George VI?

26.01.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

While it might not last very long, it might not end in quite the way he seems to believe (as a fair few US officers of my acquaintance & who've worked with the French might be muttering at the TV, as well as 'and you're coming with us to see how your bright idea works out, numbskull')

23.01.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Invented by the Archbishop of Johannesburg & Cape Town and John Sentamu? (in the finest traditions of The Unbelievable Truth...)

23.01.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well you wouldn't want him to overlook his decisive contribution to ending its war with Shrewsbury, would you?

[Is it wrong for me to hope someone convinces him that he's brought peace to LlanfairΒ­pwllgwyngyllΒ­gogeryΒ­chwyrnΒ­drobwllΒ­llanΒ­tysilioΒ­gogoΒ­goch and see how he manages that one?]

21.01.2026 15:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As I read down the list of 13 Conservatives GB News thought might defect (with some suggesting GBN was hoping this would happen), I could imagine Kemi Badenoch also reading it and saying 'No great loss... Meh....no great loss... Oh! Please, God, please make it happen!' as she went down each name...

18.01.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Mexicans and Canadians might have a view on being removed from the tournament hosting...

18.01.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Think of it as a premium subscription to the Long Running Historical Jokes podcast.

18.01.2026 14:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But apart from that....

17.01.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Once you'd strained the 'beer' out of the water, of course. (Why *would* you want to pollute the river like that? Not even Thames Water would go that far).

17.01.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0