Ashton's Avatar

Ashton

@amitygardens

•disaster bisexual• Historian• writer• she/they•✨too witches✨•💜💚 ✡️🏳️‍🌈

398
Followers
572
Following
141
Posts
19.06.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Ashton @amitygardens

If you see this, post a pic from your device without context

19.07.2025 22:44 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2
Preview
I Don'T Know What I Expected GIF Alt: A white man saying, “I don’t know what I expected” in a sarcastic tone, from the tv series Arrested Development

It’s on me for messaging someone I haven’t spoken to in a few years to ask how they are and getting left on read.

27.06.2025 12:26 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Shelter An autobiography in Pride Months

This year, in the absence of any media outlet or corporation asking me to write about Pride, I challenged myself to write a Pride essay I’d actually want to read. This is what I wrote. open.substack.com/pub/johnpaul...

05.06.2025 13:17 👍 651 🔁 172 💬 12 📌 31

“Aren’t we all simply brats in God’s universe?”- something I just said out loud to myself

30.03.2025 21:34 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m really hoping this is the year I stop giving a fuck. I also got my license yesterday so now I can drive myself.

15.02.2025 05:18 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Thank you!!!

15.02.2025 05:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m 35. What the fuck.

15.02.2025 05:04 👍 28 🔁 0 💬 16 📌 0
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

12.02.2025 17:00 👍 28877 🔁 8026 💬 285 📌 553

🐀🐀🐀

01.02.2025 11:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is probably because I have brain rot but I will be spending some time on AO3 tonight.

28.01.2025 19:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

I realise this is not the point of #SquidGame but season two has brought a real Batman/Catwoman vibe to the party and I love it.

28.01.2025 19:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Alright, writers. Take a cue from Lynch: go be your weird damn selves and leave some fucking art in this world before you're gone.

16.01.2025 20:00 👍 1605 🔁 369 💬 28 📌 10

And then he becomes the main protagonist of Chicago PD after he gets out of jail and “learns his lesson”! But he’s still bitch slapping rapists and honestly, that’s my favourite part. Like he’s a good “bad” cop.

14.01.2025 15:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I feel like these shows, much like all of the Law and Orders, exist in a universe where cops have the best intentions and are inherently good. It’s all a fantasy.

14.01.2025 15:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There are very specific things that I love in Chicago PD and it is people making fun of Voight to his face and Voight bitch slapping people. Incredible comedy to me, just a random person.

14.01.2025 15:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Between this and like watching all fo the Chicago series, they love to get me invested in middle aged people TV.

27.12.2024 00:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

There’s nothing I love more than cop on cop crime in fiction. I’m watching FBI: Most Wanted with my parents.

27.12.2024 00:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Post image

Me living in America right now:

06.12.2024 18:39 👍 61 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 0
Quiz results says: Twitter tgirl

A trans girl who is primarily active on Twitter. Gets caught up in The Discourse often. You are probably conventionally attractive in some way and an undiagnosed/late diagnosed autistic. It’s like 70-30 split if you’re the funniest person alive or a literal white supremacist (but hey, that’s Twitter for ya)!

Quiz results says: Twitter tgirl A trans girl who is primarily active on Twitter. Gets caught up in The Discourse often. You are probably conventionally attractive in some way and an undiagnosed/late diagnosed autistic. It’s like 70-30 split if you’re the funniest person alive or a literal white supremacist (but hey, that’s Twitter for ya)!

Okay well the autistic part is fucking correct

06.12.2024 18:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I am a gentleman and a scholar which means I will keep doing whatever weird stuff I did on Twitter on here.

01.12.2024 01:44 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
A five star review of the film Challengers (2024) that reads:

Me standing in front of a PowerPoint: “So the game of tennis represents sex so both Patrick and Art are giving and taking from one another before the final climax…”

My family, visibly disturbed and confused: “Okay”

A five star review of the film Challengers (2024) that reads: Me standing in front of a PowerPoint: “So the game of tennis represents sex so both Patrick and Art are giving and taking from one another before the final climax…” My family, visibly disturbed and confused: “Okay”

How I spend my days off:

01.12.2024 01:14 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just followed @themerl.bsky.social’s starter pack of museums and I’ve never been happier.

28.11.2024 12:04 👍 38 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0

Why do I keep playing Silence of the Lambs at night as if this is a film to fall asleep to? I’m gonna guess it’s because I’m attracted to Jack Crawford but I won’t be elaborating on that.

28.11.2024 04:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My family doesn’t understand why I don’t want to be here long term…hmm, I can think of a few reasons.

21.11.2024 14:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is just a general complaint but why is medical care so complicated in this country? Like, WHY do they insist on it being so difficult?

21.11.2024 14:35 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Post image

Leaving comments on AO3 like

26.11.2023 19:24 👍 2126 🔁 1090 💬 2 📌 9

A man hit on me in wal-mart and asked me for my number and I gave it to him and I don’t know why.

16.11.2024 20:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

i'm looking for a man in his 30s. balding. shorter than me probably. wears a dumb fucking jacket. doesn't have many hobbies or a focused career. beautiful. george costanza

16.11.2024 13:40 👍 11 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
a man talking on a phone with the words you don 't even know my real name Alt: James Spader as Robert California from The Office is talking on a phone and says “You don’t even know my real name. I’m the [redacted] Lizard King.”

Just…I have been into this man for decades now and it has not stopped.

16.11.2024 02:50 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0