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It’s on me for messaging someone I haven’t spoken to in a few years to ask how they are and getting left on read.
This year, in the absence of any media outlet or corporation asking me to write about Pride, I challenged myself to write a Pride essay I’d actually want to read. This is what I wrote. open.substack.com/pub/johnpaul...
“Aren’t we all simply brats in God’s universe?”- something I just said out loud to myself
I’m really hoping this is the year I stop giving a fuck. I also got my license yesterday so now I can drive myself.
Thank you!!!
I’m 35. What the fuck.
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson
🐀🐀🐀
This is probably because I have brain rot but I will be spending some time on AO3 tonight.
I realise this is not the point of #SquidGame but season two has brought a real Batman/Catwoman vibe to the party and I love it.
Alright, writers. Take a cue from Lynch: go be your weird damn selves and leave some fucking art in this world before you're gone.
And then he becomes the main protagonist of Chicago PD after he gets out of jail and “learns his lesson”! But he’s still bitch slapping rapists and honestly, that’s my favourite part. Like he’s a good “bad” cop.
I feel like these shows, much like all of the Law and Orders, exist in a universe where cops have the best intentions and are inherently good. It’s all a fantasy.
There are very specific things that I love in Chicago PD and it is people making fun of Voight to his face and Voight bitch slapping people. Incredible comedy to me, just a random person.
Between this and like watching all fo the Chicago series, they love to get me invested in middle aged people TV.
There’s nothing I love more than cop on cop crime in fiction. I’m watching FBI: Most Wanted with my parents.
Me living in America right now:
Quiz results says: Twitter tgirl A trans girl who is primarily active on Twitter. Gets caught up in The Discourse often. You are probably conventionally attractive in some way and an undiagnosed/late diagnosed autistic. It’s like 70-30 split if you’re the funniest person alive or a literal white supremacist (but hey, that’s Twitter for ya)!
Okay well the autistic part is fucking correct
I am a gentleman and a scholar which means I will keep doing whatever weird stuff I did on Twitter on here.
A five star review of the film Challengers (2024) that reads: Me standing in front of a PowerPoint: “So the game of tennis represents sex so both Patrick and Art are giving and taking from one another before the final climax…” My family, visibly disturbed and confused: “Okay”
How I spend my days off:
Just followed @themerl.bsky.social’s starter pack of museums and I’ve never been happier.
Why do I keep playing Silence of the Lambs at night as if this is a film to fall asleep to? I’m gonna guess it’s because I’m attracted to Jack Crawford but I won’t be elaborating on that.
My family doesn’t understand why I don’t want to be here long term…hmm, I can think of a few reasons.
This is just a general complaint but why is medical care so complicated in this country? Like, WHY do they insist on it being so difficult?
Leaving comments on AO3 like
A man hit on me in wal-mart and asked me for my number and I gave it to him and I don’t know why.
i'm looking for a man in his 30s. balding. shorter than me probably. wears a dumb fucking jacket. doesn't have many hobbies or a focused career. beautiful. george costanza