Mister Hooper!

Magical

If Platner had removed this fucking tattoo 20 years ago & spent the rest of his life engaged in de-radicalization & anti-Nazi efforts & had not posted racist & sexist shit 13 years ago & was not currently going on podcasts that spread antisemitic conspiracy theories...

But we live in THIS world.

Platner as the nominee in Maine would make it harder for national Democrats to tear into this fucking guy.

No Nazi shit.

Stop fucking around.

Nah, they invoked slavery appropriately - in reference to slavery.

Point is, Hillary and Kamala can be factually correct all day, but that doesn't make them decent humans who should be in charge of anything.

Trump has been *factually* correct about a number of things. He's also evil.

Israel is bombarding, literally bombarding, two Middle East capitals, Beirut and Tehran, killing 100s of civilians, and yet the US and UK media continue to portray Iran as the threat to the region.

Israel has nukes, but Iran is the nuclear threat.

We live in Orwellian times.

Miles! 🕸️

Moebius

ppl who still commission their favourite artists even in this era where everyone is broke and genAI is being pushed on us at every opportunity—you are appreciated more than words can express!!!

EXTREMELY HONORED by this fan art by @gorangligovic.bsky.social the absolute MASTER

If you like what these two are promising, here's where you can read 'em! (They're v cute actually)

swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/tag/luana-sa...

Sry, I'm old school and uncultured- I see this, I say EXCELSIOR!

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

Stars Without Number?

Oh, Carol King is a nice lady who wrote a beautiful and heartbreaking song and went on to hold the love and respect of people worldwide?

Then why did I go forty years thinking she was just kinda cool?

Oh, what's that? I'm a big dummy? Well, I've heard it before but now I understand!

Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

You know times are bad when you recoil at the approach of schadenfreude.

Blank stare at camera.

I think a few very close-adjacent types of creep and bully are about to find out that people are getting tired of being polite about being crept upon and bullied.

I believe the United States is a Christian nation. I mean, Christians ignore when pastors rape kids, it only tracks they'd do the same when a president does it.

painting of a tennis duck being abducted in the lake by a UFO being watched by other tennis ducks, a bone duck, and 3 ducklings

duck being abducted

It's What if Toby Hawk Was Just The Grind Combos?

And it rips

But, just to be clear:

The only appropriate Military Superheroes are Captain America and the Punisher.

Cap because he's the aspirational Ideal- force applied as a last resort.

Punisher because he's the truth- a hammer seeking nails.

Both Hal and John are military propaganda.

So you have an active X-factor gene, excellent.

We, here at Essex Industries,...

Eugene is one of the few Oregon Famous towns I haven't been to.

It sounds like it was made for me (maybe too expensive?), but I've just literally never even stepped foot out of the car there.

And I've been to Twin Peaks!

It's cheap in eastern Oregon, but.

The Whedon-Fillion-Baldwin-Gunn connection, with Pratt stank, is my foremost ethical issue with the DC movies at this point.
Otherwise, Gunn has made some exceptionally decent messaging calls with his cape scripts.
WB as a company, uhhhh...

The first 45 minutes of Full Metal Jacket are the only minutes of Kubrick that I will intentionally absorb, followed by the rest of the film because it IS good, actually.
I, just me, can't deal with Kubrick on a sensory level. It's a Me Problem, I'm sure.
BUT... Adam Baldwin IS a punkass.

I always found him enjoyable, so it hit really hard to find out (I was online at the time, but never in those spaces) he's a shitlord.

The fact that there was a popular Gaming PC in the UK in the 80's always sneaks up on me and hits me in the feels actually.

I'm not even a big Metroid person but I can remember putting in JUSTIN BAILEY, come on now.

Okay

Umm...

I hope Hal gets absolutely rolled up for treating grown ass John Stewart like that.

Like, I'm not sitting through a whole series of an old white guy who's the least interesting Lantern talking big to John fucking Stewart.