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Shelby Allen

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Mother Lioness. πŸ’Slick Kat❀️. 42. Aspiring photographer πŸ“·

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Absolutely! When did he grow up?

10.03.2026 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's spring break. My son is working on his robot for FIRST Robotics in the living room with one of his teammates. I am flabbergasted at the lingo, intelligence, and concepts coming out of his mouth about things that *I* did not teach him. What what?

10.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Friends" and "Big Bang Theory" really gave me unrealistic expectations of what a close friend group is like. WDYM I just can't show up at besties house every night and are there for each other in a moments notice?

09.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 02:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Leaving my son's high school today a teacher held the door open for me and said "Let's act like a baby and head out"
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06.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Your periodical reminder .... how they talk about others to you is how they talk about you to others.

18.02.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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13.02.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wait. The very first one i've ever gotten where "in bed" doesn't work.

13.02.2026 00:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

There will be a time you get an apology. It will be when you least expect it. Too bad it wasn't the apology I wanted from the person I wanted it from.

12.02.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been fat my whole life. Even when I was at my smallest. Doomscrolling any reels now makes it seem like every female ever was asked to model as a kid by walking at the mall. Not me.

11.02.2026 00:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman with blonde hair is talking and saying `` i 'm not bossy , i 'm the boss . '' ALT: a woman with blonde hair is talking and saying `` i 'm not bossy , i 'm the boss . ''
09.02.2026 01:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is saying " don 't threaten me with a good time " ALT: a man in a suit and tie is saying " don 't threaten me with a good time "
09.02.2026 00:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.02.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Uh. No. What makes you think I like a twink?

08.02.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

. @slickkat.bsky.social is live skeeting the game like he does every year if anyone wanna join in. Sarcasm glore!

08.02.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™ˆπŸ™‰πŸ™Š

28.01.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio) YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free

28.01.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 97502 πŸ” 40885 πŸ’¬ 4302 πŸ“Œ 5362
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Me too Husk. Me too. Let me climb in my bed and glare at anyone that dares to speak to me.

28.01.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds like you've got good bosses!

28.01.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Omfg. That is all. OMFG

27.01.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My TT feed now has "woes is me I had an abor tion and I am a horrible person" BS on my feed. It's sneaky because my normal musical theater, photography & music stuff comes as usual. New owner didn't take long. πŸ™„

25.01.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you confuse conversation with confrontation, that’s a you issue.

23.01.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd love to read it too ;)

23.01.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Just realized I am such a fake. I'm wearing a Patagonia sweater vest (gift from work), JNY Sweater (gift from my former boss), Judy Blues (bought from shopgoodwill.com), and Hoka shoes (gift from my parents). Man. If someone saw me they'd think I have money. Jokes on them!

17.01.2026 23:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Dolly Parton - Light of a Clear Blue Morning ft. Lainey Wilson, Miley Cyrus, Queen Latifah & Reba
Dolly Parton - Light of a Clear Blue Morning ft. Lainey Wilson, Miley Cyrus, Queen Latifah & Reba YouTube video by Dolly Parton

Y'all. Go listen/watch. The queen has spoken. youtu.be/McaD2PG8jOE?...

16.01.2026 18:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œYeah Osamu Tezuka had some adult drawings, but that doesn’t mean he was a furry!”

Osamu Tezuka:

15.01.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 278 πŸ” 58 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 2

*Minding my own business in my PJs in my kitchen* An unfamiliar orange cat wanders on my back porch wearing a camera on its collar and looks all in my back door. Some giggles & grins to see where your cat goes during the day isn't cool when it invades privacy!

12.01.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tennessee Aquarium Interest Check Saturday, February 28, 2026 Hosted by Scruffy City Furs As discussed back in Sept/October and we voted Tennessee Aquarium in Chattanooga I want to see who’s interested! -Group Ticket Price (per pers...

Tennessee Aquarium Meet (Chattanooga)
Saturday, February 28, 2026
Hosted by Scruffy City Furs
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11.01.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Better than my first apartment with the classic 1970s wood paneling!

06.01.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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First day in new building. Same job. Just new location. Its giving "scrappy start up" vibes but so far I really love it. We will see how this goes!

05.01.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0