Courtney Glazener

It's a microscope! Kids have an unbranded one

Apparently the ShamWow guy is running for a Texas Congressional seat...and they are passing these out. Gave me a good chuckle, but no thanks

My daughter calls Patrick Mahomes "that guy from State Farm"

“Women of childbearing age should just leave Texas.”

Okay, aside from the economics of that... I’m an eighth generation Texan whose ancestors were among the first-ever to plant oats in places towns later formed. I deserve the right to stay here and fight for my home by telling the truth about it.

We should all be mad and sad about this.

Curse strikes again

houston lead when this was posted: 11
houston lead now: 1

Watching the Dallas and Houston games in split screen was certainly an experience

But there's also a North Padre Island (which is technically the same island that was split to make a channel) and they are just across the bridge from it. Grew up not far from there, but as always, sic 'em!!

The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.