Elle Hamm

time to engage in some maxxingmaxxing

"the average plastic writes one mean thing about a classmate per year" factoid is actually just statistical error. Regina Georg,

Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale

Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools

turning librarians into vampires just so i can say they're decently read recently dead

<Vic Fontaine from Deep Space Nine> "Wow, you're flesh and blood?"
<Vic Fontaine from Mirror Terok Nor> "Wow, you're a hologram?!"
<Janeway> eyes narrow

Leeloo says "Eto akta gamat" to Korben. Then, Korben asks what "Ecto gamat" means, and Vito Cornelius replies to Korben's question that what Korben said means "Never, without my permission". I wonder what Leeloo actually said?

Have we considered the possibility that the "67" meme is caused by Data sending information out of the time loop in an attempt to stop America from crashing into the USS Bozeman?

I always worry that I won't be able to tell the elevation by looking at a map, but then I see a good map and think -- whew, what a relief

This is not to be confused with the Litany of Banach-Tarski, which states,

"If X, then I desire to believe X. If not-X, then I desire to believe not-X. If X, then I desire to believe X. If not-X, then I desire to believe not-X."

The "Litany of Tarski" is a thing that basically says, for any X,

"If X, then I desire to believe X. If not-X, then I desire to believe not-X."

For example, "If the sky is blue, then I desire to believe the sky is blue. If the sky is not blue, then I desire to believe the sky is not blue." (1/2)

a “Space Force”, if you will

8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"

Cascadia is just foggy and dark. Maybe a subtle
PANTONE® 19-0220 TCX (Douglas Fir) vingette

Arkham's Razor: the most likely explanation is that the Joker did it.

Sure, he's got his faults, like, he's a necromancer, and a hoarder, but, you know, doesn't everybody have some skeletons in their closet?

"I'm online" - i am currently connected to the internet

"i'm very online" - i am hyper-adapted to certain types of discourse and certain choices of thoughts to focus strongly, that are common on the internet, possibly to the extent of not being familiar with typical in-person discussion modes

"online" is a funny adjective in that preceding it with an intensifier changes its meaning

Thirsty Spice Latte
*or*
Pumpkin Sword Lesbians

I have something to say to the people who are "anti-antifa" and think that's different from being fascist:

I'm anti-anti-antifa.

the ones who walk away from Omegas

1983: Huey Lewis and the News record “I Want a New Drug,” asking for a drug that emulates being in love: “One that won't make me nervous, wondering what to do / One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm with you.”

1985: First articles reporting on recreational use of MDMA in the club scene.

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Oregon governor Tina Kotek, a gay woman, is ordering flags to be flown at half-staff to honor a podcaster who said gay people should be stoned to death.

You were fantastic. Absolutely fantastic. And do you know what? So was I.

beef stroganon, beef stroganoff. beef stroganon, beef stroganoff.

from fb 2020
Sitcom idea: a statistician has just gotten married to a fluid dynamics expert, it's called The Bernoulliweds

🎼Wallace! And! Grom-it! 🎶
🎵Wallace and Gromit Show! 🎵
🧀(Cheese!) 🪨🧦

Eddie Monsoon and Patsy Stone were Assigned Best Friends At Birth
#abfab

If somebody invented an "oblivion device", many of us might be justifiably concerned about it based just on what it's called. thinking about this gives me more compassion for my dog Olive who is scared of our "vacuum machine"

As long as I'm reminiscing about weird misconceptions I had as a child, I just want to come clean about the fact that for a few years I thought Arsenio Hall was a place.

imagine a world where everybody used webp for things they used gif for.

people would have to have arguments about whether to pronounce it "web-pee" or "weh-[blows raspberry]"