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Kevin Turvey

@5wi11

Fish that I like: piranha, cod, whales... that's the fish, right, not the place. I mean, the area, not the plaice that's a fish. Er... oh, I've put meself off there.

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I wonder if there’s any oil or minerals worth stealing?

07.01.2026 15:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂 Probably the best I’ve seen

29.03.2025 08:13 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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ALL TOGETHER NOW!
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29.03.2025 08:11 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Following today’s successful invasion…

28.03.2025 19:57 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Don’t see the problem….

28.03.2025 16:02 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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You would hope all countries would….

28.03.2025 13:58 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

They’d probably win Britain’s Got Talent with that.

28.03.2025 10:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.03.2025 07:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Very good! 😂

27.03.2025 18:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dated 27/03/2025

27.03.2025 17:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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“No way I’m wealthy taxing.”

27.03.2025 15:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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27.03.2025 15:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Apologies to all bulldogs out there…

27.03.2025 12:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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He and all his ilk.

27.03.2025 11:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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27.03.2025 11:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve gone back for the local news, sport and humour. I don’t post or comment on anything though. It’s not worth the hassle.

27.03.2025 11:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve muted about 20 accounts in last few days. I don’t mind when they are a piss take but it gets a bit depressing.

27.03.2025 11:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I’m putting a band together. Their first single should be out in time for Christmas …….with good behaviour.

27.03.2025 07:29 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re very funny

26.03.2025 19:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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26.03.2025 19:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just more self serving politicians ☹️

26.03.2025 18:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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“I find your lack of faith disturbing.”

26.03.2025 18:47 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

No, nobody can!

26.03.2025 18:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

😂 Nasty! I love the descriptions.

26.03.2025 18:40 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

My precious

26.03.2025 13:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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26.03.2025 13:09 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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And Tommy….

26.03.2025 12:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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26.03.2025 09:18 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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