i am being absolutely serious here: CENTCOM had one job and it was literally to prepare for an Iran contingency
11.03.2026 01:29
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i am being absolutely serious here: CENTCOM had one job and it was literally to prepare for an Iran contingency
It is not. It is a taco, obviously.
group of fatales sitting on a couch together in front of a purple Frame Fatales backdrop
It's time, it's time, it's time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#FROSTFATALES 2026 IS LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Abundance of caution worthwhile. She ate way more of it than I thought. Dodged an expensive probable surgery by getting her here before her stomach started digesting it 🙏
She acting totally normal. But out of an abundance of caution, off we go.
Non-metallic grill brush, missing many parts of it, destroyed by a German Shepherd dog.
Going to the ER vet for this one, unfortunately.
10/10 experience
Parenting backfired bc the oldest just told me to "worry about yourself" when I asked if he needed help with something 💀
It was a humbling contrast tonight with our oldest who decided to take my kneecap out with a toy
Rocking my nearly 2 year old to sleep and he cuddles up into my neck and sleepily says "happy, happy" and keeps sleeping. I'm gonna need to bottle this feeling up so I can feel it forever 😭
Hello, my name is Paul Ference, my pronouns are him/them, and I'm running to be the next DFL Governor of Minnesota.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Og...
Hey everyone, this is a good friend of mine from MN, he’s done a lot of great stuff for the community over the years and I think it’s worth your time to check out his campaign. It’ll be an uphill battle for sure, but doing the right thing is never easy.
A picture of two Mayak prepared eggs over white rice with seaweed salad
This is @gleno.theyetee.com's fault
I’m transgender, I live in Kansas, if you want to help rn donate to either the ACLU of Kansas or the ACE foundation in Wichita - the ACE foundation especially is the organization that will help people with money for groceries, rent, etc. More orgs also included in attached img
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I always feel paranoid about the ground shaking after the 5.7 magnitude earthquake we had in 2020 - so I google it when I think I feel something, only to be validated that yes, Utah has many earthquakes and my suspicions are correct (but tiny ones, like 2.5) And honestly, I hate this so much.
Why you gotta influence me like this?????
Got 7 hours of sleep 😤
Wakes up to 1 year old having a stomach bug 😭
Fun story - I used to sneak onto my brothers Xbox to play Halo when he wasn't home (left, right, left, right - you needed a better password, bro) and Halo was THE game that sealed my fate as a gamer and I was all in after that.
I cannot describe how thrilled I am for this partnership ❤️
Screaming bc I finally get to talk about this...
GDQ is coming to Halo Fest this December! I literally could not be more excited. Being able to help put together an event centered around the series that I grew up with (and introduced me to speedrunning) is a dream come true.
Also important to note - both of my kids say "lellow" instead of yellow and I will forever call it this.
Me to the 1 year old: are you happy?
1 year old: Noooo
Me: are you sad?
1 year old: Yeahhhh
Me: What are you sad about?
1 year old: yellow
Me: You're sad about the color yellow?
1 year old: Yeah :(
TDoV mentioned ❤️
GDQ TV logo with bright blue and orange colors and lightning bolts on a black background
We're proud to announce our newest streaming project, GDQ TV!!! 💙
GDQ TV is an always-on livestream featuring a collection of speedruns curated from our 15 year history
Tune in to catch highlights from past GDQ events and cast your vote to decide what runs play next!
Watch now at: twitch.tv/gdqtv
Me to the 3 year old: "hey baby, are you still hungry?"
3 year old: "yeah, I'm just waiting to get to the helicopter on the couch"
Boy building a botanical cactus Lego set
My 3 year old is doing a LEGO set designed for 9 and up (with help but he's really understanding the symmetrical approach to building this, his shapes, and counting) 🥹
Another great opportunity!
Kid waiting at a boba tea counter peeking over the top watching them make his ice cream
The oldest's first Boba (ice cream) 🥹
Today was a day of parenting that just....REALLY humbled me 🫠
Valentine card with pink hearts and a message saying "You and me are unbreakable!!" featuring Fu holding a microphone
Valentine card with orange and blue hearts and a message saying "I'd drive cross country just to hang out with you!" featuring anarchy and Lazlo smiling together
Valentine card with red hearts and the Prize Zone sign and a message saying "The prize zone is wherever I'm with you!" featuring bobbeigh holding up a heart with his hands
Valentine card with pink hearts and a message saying "I'll be here to cheer you on!" featuring several images of shrumpty
Will you be my Valentine, chat? 🥺💝
We've made a few Valentine's cards that you can share today! 🩷
It's basically infinity and there's no greater love 🥺🥹