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@colliecoffee

They put the coffee in the collie! Loud, Excitable, Loves being pet Commissions: Closed 18+

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CONGRATS! You worked SO hard for it and deserve it so fucking much!

13.03.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oooggg awaaa oooooooog cofffeee drinky yummmmy

12.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm down to clown!

11.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So happy, so fulfilled

11.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the mysterious pizza-shaped PizzaCollie

11.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When this is all sorted and I finally have money again I'm going to get the biggest pizza I can find and eat the entire thing in one sitting

11.03.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

So close to getting my housing situation sorted, but of course there's always one more roadblock ughhh...

11.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

My character has digitigrade legs because they're hot btdubs c:

11.03.2026 14:42 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ARFY BORKDAY! ARFARF

10.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but I'm not a yappy dog I'm an arfy dog :3

10.03.2026 14:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His ass is NOT eating this week

10.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been informed that I call myself a dog so often like I'm a dog that looked in the mirror for the first time and saw that they were a dog and got too excited and that's essentially true.

10.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good morning I am a dog arf

10.03.2026 14:25 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 06:18 πŸ‘ 12994 πŸ” 6097 πŸ’¬ 135 πŸ“Œ 80

Not to brag or anything but I just busted out a 52 second long YEAH BOYYYYY off the cuff so

09.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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adjusting the brightness settings when starting a farming sim

09.03.2026 11:43 πŸ‘ 141 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0
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Never mind this is the best thing ever

07.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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ζ˜₯がζ₯γ‚‹γ‚ˆγ€œπŸŒΈ

07.03.2026 05:23 πŸ‘ 383 πŸ” 136 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

None of them let you have a cute little dog running around without Spyware it's bullshit

07.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hi all I'll make a cute little graphic for later. But chat and I have decided that if I hit my fundathon goal by my birthday (May 9th)

I will... *sigh* do a smash or pass on all 2,000+ dragons from Dragon City. Yes, the Facebook game.

So... hype??? (There are at LEAST 5 hot dragons in the game.)

07.03.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I love wolps,,,

07.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time you get a hit post this guy finds you and congratulates you. Don't be afraid, he's really friendly and usually gives you an expired $5 gift card to Applebee's!

At least he cares!

06.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There was an Doordasher in our lobby that was watching tiktoks in another language at full volume and I almost crashed out

05.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hug me until I smell like you
#ferret

05.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 2309 πŸ” 529 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 12

That's the plan! I'm glad there's options like this now

05.03.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Well FUCK

That's gonna be expensive xx;

05.03.2026 12:42 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
Thumbs, a 3-panel comic:

1. A tiger sits up alone on his bed, looking at his phone. 

2. β€œIt was real nice seeing you again tonight. I haven’t stopped smiling.” The Tiger wrote.

He then receives three responses that seem like gibberish. Someone struggling to convey their thought. Auto-correct clearly failing them. But the tiger can understand the message.

β€œI like you, too.”

3. A wolf sits alone on his bed, looking at his phone. Struggling to hold the device in his two dog-paw hands. Without thumbs, he can only nap his screen to text as best as he can. For the first time, he feels understood. 

β€”β€”

There once was a wolf, believe it or not,
With floppy grey ears and a snout like a blot.
But what made him so strange, if you count all his claws,
Instead of two hands, he was born with two paws

Thumbs, a 3-panel comic: 1. A tiger sits up alone on his bed, looking at his phone. 2. β€œIt was real nice seeing you again tonight. I haven’t stopped smiling.” The Tiger wrote. He then receives three responses that seem like gibberish. Someone struggling to convey their thought. Auto-correct clearly failing them. But the tiger can understand the message. β€œI like you, too.” 3. A wolf sits alone on his bed, looking at his phone. Struggling to hold the device in his two dog-paw hands. Without thumbs, he can only nap his screen to text as best as he can. For the first time, he feels understood. β€”β€” There once was a wolf, believe it or not,
With floppy grey ears and a snout like a blot.
But what made him so strange, if you count all his claws,
Instead of two hands, he was born with two paws

🐾Thumbs🐾

04.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 5344 πŸ” 1330 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 13
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For all the PoE fans in my audience... I uhh...

I have Two Magebloods in SSF now

05.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Jinjo is standing on Grunty's Jinjo smasher. Two jiggies are rigged to roll down the tracks, eventually colliding with each other where he stands.

Jinjo is standing on Grunty's Jinjo smasher. Two jiggies are rigged to roll down the tracks, eventually colliding with each other where he stands.

Help!

04.03.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 1353 πŸ” 520 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4
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He has convinced himself you're playing Balatro and REALLY wants to watch

🎨: @bradesu.bsky.social

18.02.2026 16:15 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0