Hope you feel better soon.

Sigh. I used to think he was one of the good guys.

@toddhalfpenny.com This you? 🙂

Noooooooo. Nightmares aplenty!

I must watch it. Everyone says it's really good.

Also, 'Farage will pay your medical bills'. Bet they're based in Russia!

This used to scare me so much.

I'm looking forward to seeing you tonight.

I'll have a 'P' please, Bob (mandatory response any time Blockbusters is mentioned, for people of a certain age).

I have a whole load of these (and other bizarre/incorrect comments). I used to put them on FB as 'colleagueism of the day'. I worked with some 'entertaining' people at the time.

Although i once said 'I wouldn't touch him with a bargepole'.

It's very disappointing. I always thought of him as one of the better guys until recently.

Very important messages in this.

FFS!

Good to see!

That's not just a dad joke, it's a granddad joke!

I dunno who made this but I applaud whoever did. Perfection.

Must be why he spends so much time in Clacton.

Brits will know.

It's stolen from elsewhere, so I can't take credit, but it's too good not to use!

I said this to my dad, but he said Trump probably has evidence and is the only person with the guts to raise it as an issue. How do I remove access to GBeebies from someone's tv?

This why i left Ipswich! 😆

You can bet they'd run in the other direction if there were a school shooting there.

The Adventures of Prescilla, Queen of the Desert is on this evening's watch list now.

I LOVE this!

I know people will know but for people who don’t know, kids eat free at Pizza Express and Bill’s during the school holidays. As I have discovered in the last week during the school holidays.

I laughed when I got that 😆

I still get scared when I see a rug on a hard wood floor! 😬

😆😆

I do this!