Aran

Often a person believes himself to be so wise
and believes to gain highest fame thereby,
when the juice of the grapes has affected him negatively. 
The next one believes that he is so rich
that even the emperor might not be an equal to him. 
The third appears like an extremely hungry horse,
so no one can push enough of fresh or rotten food into the ever open mouth. 
The fourth one screams cries over his heavy sins,
and his heart is passionately in flames out of deep repentance
for strange reasons that no one can comprehend. The fifth one desires to do unchaste actions,
to which he is dedicated day and night,
once he has become addicted to the power of wine. The sixth has a miserable practice: He condemns the soul through [false] oaths so that she will be entirely exhausted when facing God.

The seventh is ready to fight, he growls like a dog held by a chain and who barks all the time; its round head is ready for a fight. The eighth becomes so happy out of drunkenness that he is ready to sell his honor, property, wife, and children; the evilness of drunkenness shows in him. The ninth helplessly becomes crazy, everything that he knows, sees, or hears, he presents openly to everyone. The tenth fights against sleep. The eleventh sings wild songs and screams totally uninhibited both in the evening and in the morning. The twelfth becomes so drunk from heavy drinking that he feels the alcohol already at the top portion of his throat and voluntarily pays a tribute to the innkeeper.

15th century poem by Oswald von Wolkenstein listing the 12 types of drunkard

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

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I love to make posts that are profoundly inaccessible unless you’ve listened to an as-yet-unreleased podcast episode

Headlines from 1250 AD:

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

London bus sign reading “buse”

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Think how much time you’d have if you had no hobbies or interests at all!!!!

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image text: The Turks bear well fatigue and a hard life: they are not incommoded, as I have witnessed, during the whole journey, by sleeping on the ground like animals. They are of a gay, cheerful humour, and willingly sing songs of the heroic deeds of their ancestors. Any one, therefore, who wishes to live with them must not be grave or melancholy, but always have a smiling countenance. They are also men of probity, and charitable toward éach other. I have often observed, that should a poor person pass by when they are eating, they would invite him to partake of their meal, which is a thing we never do.

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I’d sincerely be interested to read an article where someone explains how they think AI made them a better artist or writer! That’s what OpenAI etc are promising, but the evidence on the ground doesn’t suggest anything of the sort

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For the record I’ve been sitting on this *terrible* joke for 2 months

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I know it wasn't everyone's cup of tea but I watched Kimmy Schmidt a few times and laughed out loud every single time at the episode where Mikey, trying to convince his co-workers on the construction site that he wasn't gay, followed the advice of "spray painting a hot chick on his truck"

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God bless the true Mayor of Norwich. A Fine City indeed 🫡

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@weirdmedieval.bsky.social I had to make you guys these meme after listening to this particular episode.

Adore this

The fucking World Cup man

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