Liz

Is everyone using ChatGPT to write job applications now? Am I the only one doing my own?

Guardian headline: “Bob Carr, ‘a masterpiece’ and a hornet queer fantasy”

And this, kids, is why we need Oxford commas…

Exclusive: NDIS algorithm designed to put scheme back on track at 'critical risk' Documents seen by Crikey show that senior staff at the National Disability Insurance Agency have warned that the policy design of the so-called New Framework Planning is in disarray.

Of course, the only people who will suffer (apart from the bureaucrats and ministers if they miss their budget savings targets) will be the people who use the NDIS having the biggest reform since it began thrust on them in this way. www.crikey.com.au/2026/03/05/r...

In my defence, I am Australian and it was on my car and I was driving.

Cried because I saw a spider, like a big grown up girl

Yeah but not in a “wishing for” kind of way, only in an “existential terror” kind of way

Funny, because it seems like a community centre is exactly the kind of place that fosters social cohesion

I was very pregnant with a giant baby when Daft Punk came to Australia in 2007. I figured it would be too hard being so pregnant, and we were saving before the baby came etc. Surely they’d come back! Right?

😭😭😭

I get this from my second job sometimes. If I get rostered on 1 of the 3 days I’m available, I’m making plans on the remaining two, not sitting around waiting for them to call! I work six days a week across both jobs so I am using up any time off immediately.

The Easter Show bags are dead to me now - they don’t even come with a special Lady Beetle card in them

This is, without a doubt, the best #IWD gift to ever exist. Absolute perfection.

Faaark, that is uncool

If you deliberately make your kid cry, you are a bad parent, no matter the circumstances.

This is a terrible mistake. Delta is a great singer, yeah. But we have so many talented and unique artists who would’ve been much better suited to Eurovision, surely. Such a shame.

When you get superglue in your eye and can’t use acetone to clean it, that’s when the real trouble starts

or so I hear

That’s a 10/10 attitude, I love it

Hating women is fine. Hating sport is a huge no-no.

I always thought we should be nice to the robots, but now I’m watching videos of people kicking robot dogs and cheering them on

No but you can actually do this, and with lots of other stuff too.

Perfect! Thank you!

Oooh what episode is this!

I cannot think of any names that sound more like American athletes than Kyle, Jake, Jackson, Brock, and another Jake

Absolutely no normal person on earth would be surprised to hear that workers aren’t responsible for inflation, and that the profits of the bosses are - but every single institution in the country will still blame (and punish) workers for it 🤷‍♂️

The Bondi Royal Commission has confirmed it won’t be examining the Bondi attack.
Top work, everyone.

LGBTQIA+ teens bashed and filmed in IS-inspired Sydney attacks An ABC investigation has obtained distressing videos and victims' accounts of IS sympathisers hunting and bashing gay and bisexual boys on camera in Sydney.

This is horrific and I want to know why there is no royal commission into anti-LGBTIQ attacks. I would guess the police dropped the ball on this like they have on all the other homophobia attacks and murders since history.

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It is 83% humidity and I am DYING

I recently told my kids to put it in H, and they didn’t recognise the quote so I showed them the clip. It’s like two minutes long but it is so full of jokes, absolutely packed in there. Extremely good scene.

‘Is your source on this reliable?’ is a Rod and Tod classic

‘Stupid babies need the most attention’ is probably pretty high on my list