minty - mintopia system

getting bottom surgery mostly because "post op puppy" has a really good ring to it

a simple drawing in black and white of two joyous cats wearing big tshirts with hearts on them; the cats are mirrored negatives of each other. text reads, "oh how sacred and good it is to appreciate each other in our shared lives, our shared space! isn't that something to celebrate!"

#catcrumb

I’m actually not sure what this pose is supposed to be but YEAAAAHHH BALLOON CAT WOOOOO

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Well, we did it because of the protesters

Nukes

I mean they’re building an ICBM

We did it defensively because Iran was going to attack us

I mean Israel was gonna do it anyway so we did it too

They were gonna attack us because Israel was gonna attack them so we attacked them

sharing all my life and love updates with my parents and my mom asked asked "and what animals are all of them?" because she gets it 🙂‍↕️

you have to be loudly pro-pornography and you have to never shut up about it. you have to become the "they want to take away your freedom of expression vis-à-vis cocks and boobs" person to everyone you know. i'm sorry to say it but it's just how it is right now

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CUTE

Parents who clicked the “Yes, I am 18 or over” button on adult websites when they were 15 years old: “I need the government to make sure that my child can never go online and see pornography by creating age verification laws”

Wanted to draw an alien Miku!!

10 years ago we had phil, reggie, and layden, now we smoke that reggie til we have our phil and have to layden 😔😔

Don't love to hear that from the guy with the Nazi tattoo I gotta be honest

Winds Suck Dicks

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

pepsi chat is not available in brazil

sad

so true

the doctors say if i make a good post the bomb implanted in my chest will detonate. thats why im like this

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa

it turns your breakfast into brexit 😭

big fan of huge muscular men who are emotional softies/protective of weaker people. the world needs more of them i think. rare breed

I can't wait for *discord* to collapse so my chat service can rise from the ashes Fluxer Stoat Zulip Slack Mattermost Matrix

@panootsart.bsky.social

No fucking way….

steam chat could be the move actually

plural robotgirl who calls her headmates her "other operating systems"

amine, waking up as a bug: "holy crap, sweet!"

CBS is lost. Trump controls it.