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I'll start contacting record labels.
"Living would be easy if it weren't for the O-o-thers
They're just so mean. They're just so me-e-e-an."
Aaaand parody song achievment unlocked!
I just started singing "Dharma, Dharma, Dharma, Dharma, Dharma In-itia-tive" to the tune of "Karma Chameleon" and I cannot beLIEVE I've never done this before.
OMG now I really want to see a comedy in which Batman has to coach a women's soccer team. It'll be sort of like TED LASSO, but with Batman.
Hello, I reviewed ROOSTER for @ebertvoices.bsky.social as part of women writers week, an opportunity that enabled me to ask the question: Did Steve Carell really have to fall on that young woman's boobs?
www.rogerebert.com/women-writer...
Honestly? I wish Buster Bluth was running our military. Still absurd but much less dangerous.
When I get a NY Times alert on my phone, it always pauses my music for a second or two. And I immediately respond like this
Donald Trump has a new skin condition, according to Entertainment Weekly
This EW headline makes it sound like Trump held a press conference to unveil his new rash.
The snow is very pretty. It also needs to cease immediately.
Four people and a dog were stabbed on the Beltway today, and so far I cannot find a single Washington Post story about this.
You might be right. He's so wonderful on it.
Emotional Harrison Ford is too much. Just too much.
I think all award shows should allow unbleeped cursing.
Just noticed this, too. Jesus CHRIST
All blessings to @bethysquires.bsky.social for writing about this. I refer to THE BRIDE! as the movie that almost cast John Mulaney as Young Cop, mainly because I have not seen it yet.
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Metaphorically they've been there for a while
"Also people can just give their babies sugar water to drink. That's what they did in Angela's Ashes and it worked out just fine."
Every policy they make is about revenge or punishment against the left, or perceived left. Same with what they're doing with healthcare in Minneapolis.
I don't understand it either. Also not a billionaire.
Went to the Post's online sports section earlier. Saw an AP story about the Md. men's basketball game, which they lost, and nothing about the Md. women's game tonight, which they won. Also they are nationally ranked. Zero coverage.
The Post used to have staffers who covered both teams.
I don't know, I feel like all the Bad News Bears would have grown up, gotten nostalgic for the good 'ol days when kids could say racial slurs and drink beer, then gone fully MAGA.
Except for Amanda. No way she would put up with that shit.
OMG Will, I loved the Hoboken Chicken Emergency. But I loved Fat Men From Space even more.
It's like no one cares about a young woman's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk anymore!
Just sent a scary email, but did it really quickly, like I was ripping off a Band-Aid.
It is also hard to be brilliant when you're as fucking stupid as this guy is.
Also: KPop Demon Hunters is good? And it's certainly culturally significant.
A week after Gosling hosts? Are we permitted to have such nice things??
It went on and off 10 times. Now it's on ... for now.
Maddening.
The power keeps going on and off like someone is flipping a light switch and I am losing my absolute and total mind.