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Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs

06.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 4449 πŸ” 751 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 16

Sit down. I'm all right. All right, now, let's see, where were we? Oh, yes, in the Pit of Despair.

05.03.2026 07:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.01.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 3685 πŸ” 1427 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 12
Astronaut gun meme β€œwait it’s legal to bring guns to the moon?” β€œalways has been”

Astronaut gun meme β€œwait it’s legal to bring guns to the moon?” β€œalways has been”

05.03.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for β€œArmageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

Reminder # 15673 that Christian Zionism is a death cult

open.substack.com/pub/jonathan...

03.03.2026 17:33 πŸ‘ 152 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5
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The MAGA Plot to Take Down Canada A growing movement of MAGA-pilled Albertan separatists would happily break up the country to be closer to Trump.

There is mounting evidence of an explicit U.S. strategy to exploit the Albertan independence movement to destabilize Canada. newrepublic.com/article/2069...

03.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

brb gotta go form some more correct opinions

03.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No, thanks.

03.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate the optimism, but my vote is for late stage syphilis

03.03.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Incredible cope from a guy whose neck is rotting off

03.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Time to join the lizards, or order some fucking golf shoes

02.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to be indecisive now I’m not so sure

02.03.2026 22:35 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
WTF?

WTF?

Trump's war is a masterclass in how not to have a master plan.

02.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 1090 πŸ” 323 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 8
comedy is legal again
comedy is legal again YouTube video by Cinema Survivors

Two original IP's are currently taking over the world (Heated Rivalry) and the original comedy 'Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie'.

They seem like near impossible pieces of media in a corporate structure but they were actually made with public funds!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeXi...

01.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Shit.

28.02.2026 09:00 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The purpose of this website is to help unburden your brain by releasing horrible sentences that live in there like demons

28.02.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 4571 πŸ” 771 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 42
A screenshot of a mobile Google search results page in dark mode for the query "Kansas trans". Under the heading "News about Kansas," there is a list of four news articles:
​An article from the Kansas City Star, published 13 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas informs trans residents their driver’s licenses become invalid on Thursday". The thumbnail shows a sample Kansas driver's license.
​An article from The Independent, published 7 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas sends letters to trans drivers demanding the immediate surrender of their licenses over birthright law". The thumbnail shows small pride flags on desks inside a legislative chamber.
​An article from The Topeka Capital-Journal, published 7 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas invalidates IDs and birth certificates of transgender people". The thumbnail features a close-up of colorful pride flag stickers.
​An article from Erin In The Morning, published 16 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses". The thumbnail is a nighttime photo of a state capitol building illuminated in pink and red lights.

A screenshot of a mobile Google search results page in dark mode for the query "Kansas trans". Under the heading "News about Kansas," there is a list of four news articles: ​An article from the Kansas City Star, published 13 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas informs trans residents their driver’s licenses become invalid on Thursday". The thumbnail shows a sample Kansas driver's license. ​An article from The Independent, published 7 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas sends letters to trans drivers demanding the immediate surrender of their licenses over birthright law". The thumbnail shows small pride flags on desks inside a legislative chamber. ​An article from The Topeka Capital-Journal, published 7 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas invalidates IDs and birth certificates of transgender people". The thumbnail features a close-up of colorful pride flag stickers. ​An article from Erin In The Morning, published 16 hours ago, with the headline "Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses". The thumbnail is a nighttime photo of a state capitol building illuminated in pink and red lights.

A day later and no major national news org has covered what they're doing in Kansas.

This is the flip side of the hyper focus on trans issues by the right. The national media ignores what's actually being done to trans people.

This erasure is what contributes to the persecution.

26.02.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 2877 πŸ” 1271 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 42

I’m starting to identify more and more with mugshots of adult child stars

26.02.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ok sounds good

25.02.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What was her counter point? That the govt should tell people to do illegal shit?

24.02.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

22.02.2026 00:52 πŸ‘ 6636 πŸ” 1441 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 117
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22.02.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

Make it legal for me to be naked in your backyard and I’m all in

23.02.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You stupid, stupid asshole!

23.02.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3
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23.02.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@weatherishappening.com will re-educate you

23.02.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Please don’t be insensitive. Posting about what you enjoy is triggering to people who can’t enjoy anything

17.02.2024 16:35 πŸ‘ 3101 πŸ” 673 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 26

I think they appear like that if you snort the monkey dust

22.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK 
JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS.
WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK.
AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE.
SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS.
THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES.
IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

IF YOU'RE UNEMPLOYED IT'S NOT BECAUSE THERE ISNT ANY WORK JUST LOOK AROUND: A HOUSING SHORTAGE, CRIME, POLLUTION; WE NEED BETTER SCHOOLS AND PARKS. WHATEVER OUR NEEDS, THEY ALL REQUIRE WORK. AND AS LONG AS WE HAVE UNSATISFIED NEEDS, THERE'S WORK TO BE DONE. SO ASK YOURSELE, WHAT KIND OF WORLD HAS WORK BUT NO JOBS. IT'S A WORLD WHERE WORK IS NOT RELATED TO SATISFYING OUR NEEDS, WORLD WHERE WORK IS ONLY RELATED TO SATISFYING THE PROFIT NEEDS OF BUSINESS. THIS COUNTRY WAS NOT BUILT BY THE HUGE CORPORATIONS OR GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACIES. IT WAS BUILT BY PEOPLE WHO WORK. AND, IT IS WORKING PEOPLE WHO SHOULD CONTROL THE WORK TO BE DONE. YET, AS LONG AS EMPLOYMENT IS TIED TO SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROFITS, THE WORK WONT GET DONE.

the Black Panthers were right

15.02.2026 17:47 πŸ‘ 14954 πŸ” 5414 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 43