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Claire (<- that's her, Claire)

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You have to like me because I am holding my cat and they'll get scared if they sense hostility

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This was peak LLM, when it still sucked enough that it could sometimes be funny. Now that it is mostly functional it's just a drag. Exact same amount of meaning, fewer bits

09.03.2026 14:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's always amazing that China is the only government in the world that believes the future is real and that anyone is going to have to live in it. Our last railroad achievement was in 1885 and powered by slaves and it's all downhill from there, while they connect a new city to a new line every week

09.03.2026 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Train brain is an expensive affliction in Canada Two days of my life are spent travelling 450 kilometres and back. That's just crazy in this day and age.

My dad got bit the same way I always do. Our trains are expensive and dismal and I do not believe for a second that they're ever going to improve them, the high speed rail line is a mirage and Carney is going to cancel it any day now. Cars only until we die.
open.substack.com/pub/lloydalt...

09.03.2026 14:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
image of actor from 'oppenheimer' with text 'until somebody builds a bigger bopper'

image of actor from 'oppenheimer' with text 'until somebody builds a bigger bopper'

if chris nolan did a music biopic

07.03.2026 03:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A partially ground sword, I still need to clean up the spine and shape the tip

A partially ground sword, I still need to clean up the spine and shape the tip

Grinding takes fucking forever why did I decide to do a mostly grinding thing I hate grinding - da sword genious

07.03.2026 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads

I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness.

I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.

Hieroglyphics with translation texts below them that reads I made my body evolve through my own effectiveness. I am the one who made me. I built myself as I wished, according to my heart.

Just reminded myself how hard the ending of Coffin Text Spell 714 goes

07.03.2025 10:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 6379 ๐Ÿ” 2396 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43 ๐Ÿ“Œ 100

Hell yeah get in there!!! There's always so much to do and learn

07.03.2026 15:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a species we are very willing to say a rock kinda looks like a little guy and become it's best friend for years so I feel like the burden of proof isn't on me here

07.03.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 19:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 5830 ๐Ÿ” 1645 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 27 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

hey i wrote about this yesterday and compared our tech oligarchs to the planter class of the South pre-civil war
www.patreon.com/posts/152399...

07.03.2026 14:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1439 ๐Ÿ” 368 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

This is totally right, having hobbies that occupy your mind is the most wonderful thing and my life has been so incredibly improved not just by smithing but by joining a makerspace where people share their interests. Positioning this in direct opposition to looking at the phone is correct!

07.03.2026 13:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is Pete hegseth gonna be the first fox host hanged for war crimes

07.03.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
French Laundry chef again scolds Bay Area town over affordable housing project

French Laundry chef again scolds Bay Area town over affordable housing project

lmfao Thomas Keller showing up to a community meeting in his chefs jacket to complain about affordable housing being built near his 3 Michelin star restaurant is just beyond parody. what a piece of shit

06.03.2026 14:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 2795 ๐Ÿ” 410 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 72 ๐Ÿ“Œ 72
A ball peen hammer's peening head with a little carbide bearing embedded in it

A ball peen hammer's peening head with a little carbide bearing embedded in it

The same hammer from the side, the ball protrudes about 2 mm from the end of the hammer

The same hammer from the side, the ball protrudes about 2 mm from the end of the hammer

Made myself a carbide straightening hammer the other day, this was easy and fun. Nice to get a quick win on a project

06.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
My cat rae hanging out in the kitchen. Standing in a very dignified way and looking just above the camera

My cat rae hanging out in the kitchen. Standing in a very dignified way and looking just above the camera

Having a rough day? Look at my baby.

06.03.2026 14:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Either one is very satisfying. The great club (I think it's called?) is also very good for being just a huge chunk of wood

05.03.2026 13:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Anchor is very very good, the grafted blade greatsword from Morne is good, and you can farm golem halberds on the road to the divine tower from stormveil castle

05.03.2026 13:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not that I need to be at this range, but I'm a fucking surgeon with this havana syndrome raygun

05.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
M is for maybe this starts with an m
N is for next letter, and that one's an n
E is for easy, like spelling this word
M is for magpie, the stealingest bird
O is for only three more letters to go
N is for nearly there, you mnemonic pro
I is for imminent, this poem's end
C is for congratulations, my spellingwell friend

M is for maybe this starts with an m N is for next letter, and that one's an n E is for easy, like spelling this word M is for magpie, the stealingest bird O is for only three more letters to go N is for nearly there, you mnemonic pro I is for imminent, this poem's end C is for congratulations, my spellingwell friend

If you are unsure of how to spell mnemonic, here is a handy mnemonic:

04.03.2026 11:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 745 ๐Ÿ” 211 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

I would say images load for me here 1/3 of the time

04.03.2026 13:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gonna get dogs named guanciale, suppressata, and speck, and they're all gonna be fucked up on a different axis. I'm thinking dachshund, pug and one insanely wide inbred bulldog

04.03.2026 05:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh me either

03.03.2026 18:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's funny I never see myself working and I'm like. Looking at all the stuff I tell people to do. Get closer in to the work piece. Keep the elbow tight to the hip. Shoulders up. C'mon girl

03.03.2026 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shoutouts to the other butch transbians who like big hammers

03.03.2026 18:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Working hard or hardly workin (oop gotta keep that elbow in more)

03.03.2026 18:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah this is precisely correct

03.03.2026 00:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself.
PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? 
PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way!

PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside.
VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud!

PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling.
MATTIE: Get bent, asshole!

PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort.
PUNDIT: Can you believe that language?
PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil.
PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades

PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself. PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way! PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside. VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud! PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling. MATTIE: Get bent, asshole! PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort. PUNDIT: Can you believe that language? PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil. PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades

so uncivil | patreon.com/lubchansky

02.03.2026 14:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 2391 ๐Ÿ” 556 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

This is kind of unfair. Most of the killing of civilians has been extremely intentional and targeted. Indiscriminate implies a certain randomness and you don't hit hospitals and schools with precision munitions by accident

02.03.2026 14:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It sucks that the only reason we weren't doing as much indiscriminate bombing of civilians and building concentration camps wasn't out of a any moral sense but because governments still had a post-it saying "Nazis = bad" and now they've taken that down it's time to start the killing

02.03.2026 14:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gmike Trout. Ernie Clementf. George Spriknger. This is easy

02.03.2026 05:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0