chili dogs are a pathway to many abilities some would consider unnatural
chili dogs are a pathway to many abilities some would consider unnatural
I'm STILL A L I V E !!!!!!!!
and bustin'
ugh fuck there was a dead fruit fly in the bottom of my coffee
"You must finish your work, Carl."
I AM A DRAGON
BIIIIIIIITCH
*fwoosh*
same tbh but if something happens to you nobody will be around to like my bluesky posts so you gotta hang in there
i'm a maniaaaaaac
maniaaaac
on the floor
and im dancin' like ive never danced befoooooooore
sometimes i wonder if i am in love but if i am i certainly don't want to be
bad things happen when i am "in love" with someone
i need to get a hobby.
all my homies are abuse victims
i don't know when
and i don't know how
but i am going to FUCK
ROOOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNE
Happy Black History Month!!!
"call me The Chef cuz i'll make your blood boil"
"every day is saturday night
but I can't wait for sunday morning"
[Assuming Direct Control]
Freaky Ghost Bed
Bustin'Bustin'Bustin'Bustin'Bustin'Bustin'
im not okay
coffee backwards is eeffoc
god im so stupid i dont know why i ever think otherwise
why cant i ever do anything right? god.
naan pizza
naan pizza
won't you be miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
the secret to my power is that i spend around two hours a day crying and feeling horrible so that i can be positive the rest of the day
theres too much blood in my coffee stream
aaaaaaaaaaaaa why cant i sleep for more than like 3 hours at a time
sometimes when i go to sleep in the dark i get scared so i like to sleep in the daylight when i can (which lately is always)
you know youve got it bad when you sit for 20 minutes staring at an empty chat window trying to figure out what to say, if anything, to someone you are way too interested in
i got it bad
really cool art style
i am so fucking cool right now
Waow