Kristin Myrtle

(sting's real name cmon guys!!!)

Message from Mom [Saxophone emoji and dog emoji] Isn't that so silly [Saxophone emoji and caterpillar emoji] [Various creature emojis, each with a saxophone] they're all so talented.

Friday!

NEW HARRY STYLES MUSIC DAY!!!!!

painting of a capybara lying on the bed crying while listening to sad music on its cellphone with wired headphones

Capybara crying while listening to sad music

A red bowl filled 2/3 with beef stew, corn, beans, carrots, potatoes & beef are all visible. Behind that is a plate stacked with triangular Biscuits in front of a jar of strawberry preserves & a glass of red wine

Time is sometimes marked by when the 4 containers of beef stew went in the freezer. I pulled the last one tonight. It was October 27th. If y’all only knew how much my life has changed…

Anyway ~ these are cream biscuits & that jar is strawberry preserves

Listening to Hejira

Toosii - Favorite Song (Lyrics) YouTube video by Rap Samurai

BEAUTIFUL SONG!! always makes me cry 💓💓

i have interviews tomorrow and monday and i need to know are the kids wearing their panties on the outside or their bras on their buttcheeks is that what interviewmaxxing is

Hey bluesky dot com I don't want my friends to find me on here kthxbye

Leave offerings for the fae. Something shiny, some milk or cream, and something sweet.

You never know what messages they’ll pass on.

My great granny (German Irish) passed when I was 18, the last time I got to see her I was only eight.

She didn’t get the chance to pass on a lot of knowledge before she was gone but she whispers in my ear on full moons and on new moons.

acab includes gordon sumner

you will live forever as this bombshell in my mind

The end of this month will be 7 years sober for me, and my best advice for anyone starting down this path is sobriety won't fix what's broken or off with you, and it won't make you perfect. It will allow you to truly know yourself, all the good and hard parts and ask you to confront them to survive

If you want to destroy an ex and ensure they are single throughout most of their prime child-bearing years, here’s what you do: re-initiate contact, text them nonstop for 3-4 days, get their brain hooked on you again, tell them you’re their dream, be all they want in a human

And then disappear

do you ever follow someone and think wow they’re really funny and cool i think i’d like to watch them through their kitchen window

a cartoon character in a tuxedo is sitting at a table with his hand on his face Alt: tex avery's iconic big bad wolf character, he is sitting at a table wearing a tuxedo and absolutely nailing 'the male gaze'

One time I sent a guy a sexy pic and he sent back this gif and it was the perfect response

I want to leave this lake proud of what I've done. Whether it's swimming to the dam and scaling the precarious walls on either side, or seeing how many pebbles we can toss in the air

DEEP SQUIRREL THOUGHTS
((( and i thought you liked me; you REALLY liked me )))°°°🐿

GUY ON TWITTER: bluesky is an echo chamber

OTHER TWITTER GUY: yeah it’s totally an echo chamber

MORE TWITTER DUDES: yeah echo chamber

LIKE A BAJILLION MORE TWITTER DUDES: echo chamber

heyyy sorry i didn’t get back to you i was listening to The Freshmen by The Verve Pipe a regular amount of times

He plucked her winsome flower
And was thenceforth Hers forever... 💖

black and white photo of a beautiful longhaired white and tabby cat sitting up on a table covered in a patterned run. It seems to have a bow around its neck but it's hard to see due to the length of the cat's fur.

Luxury potato bear. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.

Sometimes I wake up and realize I can do whatever the fuck I want to do

those “friends” who throw the most subtle shade at you that you end up missing it till after the fact. get the fuck out of my life bc why are u so jealous of me!!!!

i think it's time it's finally time to get into Trapper John, M.D.

i'm emotionally ready

Kanye's Workout Plan STILL SLAPS

pizza rat was 11 years ago

Hear me out: a cake you jump into.

Him: you look so young

Her: thanks thats because I avoid responsibility at all times

How i feel when someone blocks me