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Whitney Champion πŸͺ

@whit.zip

security architect / co-founder @digitaldefenseinstitute.com / co-founder Recon InfoSec β™₯β™₯β™₯ == @eric.zip, nerdery, rainbows, sweatpants she/her | mama of 3 | πŸ€πŸ™πŸŒΏπŸŒˆπŸ„ unicorns.lol https://short-stack.net whitneychampion.com/portfolio

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New version of OpenRelik (the #DFIR workflow engine) is out. New workflow UI, support for chords (task groups with callback), MCP server and much much more. Give it a try!

Take a look at the new page for workers showcase, both official and community contributed: openrelik.org/workers/

03.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie with the words you love to see it above him ALT: a man in a suit and tie with the words you love to see it above him

I’m currently in a very long line to vote in the Texas primaries…lady comes out to announce β€œthis line is for the democratic primary, if you’re voting republican there’s a different line and it has no wait”

Random person: β€œwhy is there no wait for that one?”

Lady: β€œfewer people voting republican”

03.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

🀍🀍🀍

02.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
me

me

eric.zip

eric.zip

me

me

me and eric.zip and LANE! 8!

me and eric.zip and LANE! 8!

the best vibes with the best human 🀍

02.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
me and eric.zip

me and eric.zip

me and eric.zip

me and eric.zip

me and eric.zip

me and eric.zip

me and eric.zip

me and eric.zip

i want to do it all again πŸ˜­πŸ’•

02.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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you are my favorite everything, @eric.zip πŸ₯ΉπŸ«ΆπŸŒˆπŸ”₯✨

we belong here miami was absolutely epic

02.03.2026 22:01 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
stickers

stickers

stickers

stickers

i love that i can make someone's day a little bit better with something so simple and fun. 🀍

it's my favorite 🫢

26.02.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

when i left, i let her take a whole bunch more and watched her have a giggle fit over every single one. it was so adorable.

they finished their beers and she gave me a big hug when they left.

they took care of my tab without telling me.

26.02.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

so back to last night, i noticed them when they sat down. i told my mom about them and said "mom, watch this".

i handed some of my stickers to the bartender and told her to give them to the women.

the older lady locked eyes with me and goes, "IT'S YOU! HAHAHA! thank you so much! we love these!"

26.02.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

that night, they were so cute goofing off. they were having beer chugging and wing eating contests with each other, laughing their asses off, having a great time.

she is smaller than me and ridiculously feisty.

i gave them stickers that night and she just thought they were the cutest.

26.02.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

last night i took my mom out to dinner. we went to a local bar that i love and got a couple beers and pizza.

a woman and her mom walked in and sat down across the bar--i had sat next to them before around christmas time.

her mom is 95, got her first tattoo that day, and was GIDDY about it 🀣

26.02.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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mr. bubbles eating dinner πŸ•·οΈπŸ«§πŸͺ°πŸ’•

26.02.2026 02:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I watch an MSP delete all shadow copies to free up disk space on a customer's system, an angel loses its wings.

25.02.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

😭

25.02.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Read NPR's annotated fact check of President Trump's State of the Union As President Trump delivered his State of the Union address, reporters from across NPR's newsroom, are fact checking his speech and offer context.

Reporters from across our newsroom fact checked President Trump's State of the Union speech β€” offering context on topics like immigration, the economy, tariffs and foreign policy.

25.02.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 376 πŸ” 146 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 11
CrowdStrike API Key Canarytoken

CrowdStrike API Key Canarytoken

It’s no secret that adversaries love (ab)using security tooling . So..

Rad just shipped our latest Canarytoken to exploit this: a CrowdStrike API Key Canarytoken!

Attackers who find it, have to use it - and when they do, they expose themselves.

blog.thinkst.com/2026/02/intr...

23.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they are the cutest πŸ₯Ή thank you

23.02.2026 01:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
zoey

zoey

me and zoey

me and zoey

my gorgeous dinner date tonight 🩷

23.02.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

pretty sure it's both

and pretty sure it doesn't matter πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

22.02.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
peanuts lucy bandaids

peanuts lucy bandaids

peanuts lucy bandaids

peanuts lucy bandaids

sliced my finger open installing my mom's doorbell

asked for a bandaid, forgetting that i am the one who buys her bandaids

no regerts

22.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

one of the twins just said she hurt her "foot thumb"

so

that's what they're called now

22.02.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
nostalgia

nostalgia

i hope these places remain frozen in time πŸ›ΌπŸͺ©βœ¨β€οΈ

21.02.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🀍🀍🀍

21.02.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
storm

storm

the shitten storm says hullo

21.02.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
ellaboo

ellaboo

my gorgeous dinner date tonight πŸ’—

21.02.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™Œ

20.02.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
stickerapp

stickerapp

stickerapp always brings the fun vibes πŸ˜†

20.02.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
3d printed shoes

3d printed shoes

3d printed shoes d

3d printed shoes d

3d printed shoes

3d printed shoes

3d printed shoes

3d printed shoes

printed a new pair since the last pair was too small, used a different model this time

zoey wore them to school today

ella said i'm the coolest mom ever

i'm not a perfect mom or even close, i lose my shit on occasion, the sibling fights make my brain implode, but they melt my heart every day 🀍

20.02.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman is holding a cup of coffee and saying why is everything different . Alt: a woman is holding a cup of coffee and saying why is everything different .

watching claude navigate and modify my very meticulously crafted and cared for 17 year old finance spreadsheet is the most "trust the process" moment i've had in a while

my ocd almost can't handle this 😳

20.02.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
space rocks and bean juice

space rocks and bean juice

gummy bears and forest fairies

gummy bears and forest fairies

these hit me in the feels tonight πŸ€πŸ§šβ€β™€οΈβœ¨

19.02.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0