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hey Matt, good to see you :)

ya ♥️

i’m alive. and i might become a buddhist. idk i’ll come back in a year to tell you. ummm. turn up

fuck. yeah, that is very sad

lots of things are possible when you have the courage to deconstruct yourself a lil bit

well that’s the opposite of pick me

yeah

i’m not aware of something like this ever happening with a public figure. and as a person that believes fundamentally in the human capacity for change, i’m trying to make sense of this

can you imagine if kanye saw the perfect therapist and then came back a year later like. “wow, okay so. i said a lot of crazy stuff before. first of all, sorry about that”

♥️ yeah

yeah. me too

and democrat. yknwim

i said republican which is very americentric, right? pretend i said a right wing family

wondering if there are many differences on average btwn the politics of leftists who were born into a lefttist or at least democrat family vs leftists whose parents vote republican

wow. this comparison is a first for me. fascinating

🗣️

pikachu holding coffee

me

pikachu gave me that damn bean !

okay, actually, that makes sense

sorry can’t talk right now….i’m echoing into my digital insane asylum 😈

👆this right here

smiledriver

my honey nut cheerios are shaped like hearts. that’s cute. call me when you do the other organs

i need the damn bean

Bella looked at Edward with hungry eyes "What did you just say Edward?" Edward smiled and you could see his fangs because hes a vampire "You heard me Bella. I just got us two tickets to the Green day concert my baby"

as a v small child i named my lizard “Coojoe”. this was a portmanteau of “Cool Joe”. i was unfamiliar with Cujo. but i think my family found it funny

if spiderman arrived at every crime scene that quickly it would actually be highly suspicious

i’m curious about the assertion that a streak of light always arrives just in time. if we’re talking natural light, i cannot remember a time when i’ve thought “thank god, this exactly when i needed this streak of light to get here”. if we’re talking about flipping on a lightswitch, that’s immediate-

he’s just living his damn life. not pikachu’s fault ash wants to treat him special and let him chill outside the ball

important PSA. if people are gonna go and like all of my retweets then they have to like every single post of mine in between them, otherwise it’s gonna look weird