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Sebastian Matthias Weissbach

@smweissbach

Actor and director with gorgeous hair. Decent Mario Kart player. Sociopath. Ruthlessly left wing (life and football) - a touch of madness, we used to make steel. www.smweissbach.com

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‘Hey’ came before ‘hi,’ and ‘hi' came before ‘hello.’

‘Hi’ is most likely a variant of ‘hey.’

‘Hello’ is not related to either.

Goodbye.

10.03.2026 16:17 👍 5819 🔁 1059 💬 223 📌 142

Prices for oil and petrol going up? Geezers, if only there was a source of energy Western governments could have invested in decades ago without the greed of conservatives and neoliberals

07.03.2026 06:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 04:13 👍 379 🔁 68 💬 10 📌 1

Tron: Ares is a movie that was produced on pure cringe - the shots, the characters, the dialogue, the pathos, the bathos. Funny and sincere in all the wrong places.

04.03.2026 19:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Official teaser #trailer for our indie #horror #fairytale CROSSROADS - Faerie Tale Rules.

Have a look, if you dare…

26.02.2026 11:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
CROSSROADS - Faerie Tale Rules | Teaser | Indie Horror Thriller
CROSSROADS - Faerie Tale Rules | Teaser | Indie Horror Thriller YouTube video by Cinéma Fatale

First look #trailer for our #independentfilm #horror fairytale CROSSROADS

CROSSROADS - Faerie Tale Rules | Teaser | Indie Horror Thriller
youtu.be/sWNA37Tv614

25.02.2026 17:17 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me at work is like the opposite of the Nazis at the Nuremberg Trials: I was just not following orders.

25.02.2026 17:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

On the DnD pasta alignment chart, I alone am true neutral: all pasta tastes the same, regardless of shape.

22.02.2026 12:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There couldn’t possibly be a German version of White Lotus or Parasite, because the narrative would side with the rich people.

20.02.2026 12:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wie üblich in Deutschland ist die CDU von Gesetzen ausgenmommen

19.02.2026 08:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
CROSSROADS - Faerie Tale Rules | Teaser | Indie Horror Thriller
CROSSROADS - Faerie Tale Rules | Teaser | Indie Horror Thriller YouTube video by Cinéma Fatale

First #teaser #trailer for our #independentfilm Crossroads - a dark fairytale about good fortunes, friendship, and love

CROSSROADS - Faerie Tale Rules | Teaser | Indie Horror Thriller
youtu.be/sWNA37Tv614

19.02.2026 08:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’re looking for a video editor (Adobe Premiere)

Counter offer: maybe you and your company want to join the rest of us who no longer live in the year 2015 at some point

17.02.2026 12:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me as a socially awkward serial killer once again fucking up the masks I craft from the skin of my victims: Sorry, I’m just not good with faces.

Is that something?

15.02.2026 06:47 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Me watching a German film

13.02.2026 15:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The bay all frozen over on my way to work - #streetphotography #berlin

13.02.2026 13:46 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just watched the new Superman on HBO Max and *SPOILERS* him tossing his simple minded yet mostly innocent clone into a black hole is at least on par with Supes breaking Zod’s neck in Man of Steel.
An absolutely wild choice

12.02.2026 10:25 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If you choose German as your subclass in D’n’D you get a -10 penalty to Charisma and automatically fail all charisma saving throws.
But you get ‘alert authorities’ as a bonus action

12.02.2026 03:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love streaming services, because despite the fact that I’m subscribed to 5-6 of them, whenever I proactively want to watch something instead of browsing, it’s on none of them and I have to purchase/rent it.

11.02.2026 13:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Bojack Horseman auditions for a queer prestige TV project called 'Heated Cavalry'

11.02.2026 06:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Director Gore Verbinski tells us why AI-generated slop won’t be able to truly replicate real filmmaking anytime soon.

“It’s ingesting all this stuff off the internet, and spitting it out so exponentially fast. So now, it’s starting to drink its own piss.”

10.02.2026 05:20 👍 599 🔁 159 💬 11 📌 14
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Editing all the fiery scenes to stay warm - Crossroads will be a visual delight

08.02.2026 18:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Every young person sentence online reads like this to me now:

"Bro entered low-stim flow state doing a 10 min grocery rotation and got mogged by a friendly neighborhood cat 💀 Is proximity-maxxing essentials while touch-grass-pilled more optimal than suburb-meta carbrained bulk errands?"

08.02.2026 07:01 👍 5734 🔁 431 💬 191 📌 66

With Dragons), A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms has gone almost full Marvel movie.
See, we make our jokes too. We don’t take any of the pomp seriously anymore, come have a laugh with us

07.02.2026 05:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think the biggest issues with the GoT prequels are that a) nothing matters, because the big apocalypse they all anticipate, is over in one night and wasn’t a big deal and b) while House of the Dragon takes itself too seriously for what it is (pretending it’s Chekhov when really it’s a soap opera

07.02.2026 05:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Europe hasn’t reacted to any of the hybrid warfare attacks so far. Russian agents kill on European soil, attacks on the infrastructure, cyber warfare, support for right wing parties pulling the EU apart, the governments are snoozing. The war has already started, EU needs to treat Russia accordingly

07.02.2026 04:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Because of a typo, one of my students nearly signed up for a Christian cult today…

05.02.2026 21:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Love my bike rides through Berlin atm - frozen #photography #streetphotography

My iPhone XR is still good enough for when I don’t pack a camera

04.02.2026 12:46 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spent minutes trying to identify a sound effect that didn’t match the image, until I realised it was on the actual recording. Life just doesn’t sound like life sometimes.
#filmmaking #editing

01.02.2026 20:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Something that could easily be prevented by making penis enlargement surgery part of basic health care

01.02.2026 06:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The fact that bike lanes and the pavement in Berlin look like this while the car traffic is free to roll through the city, is emblematic for the conservative coalition’s political will.
Traffic and commutes are designed for cars, everyone else can die in a ditch.

01.02.2026 06:43 👍 10 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 0