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I just know the right delicious yet diabolical sonic fanfic would fix whatever is wrong with me

I'll never forgive Noah Kahan for leaving Godlight off Live in Fenway. Thats my comfort song you villain

So far the best wedding gift I've gotten was a Deadlock Invite.

@blizzard.com Brinf back Showdown Shuffle you cowards

to the world we dream about, and the one we live in now

As someone who has played many hours of Shuffle Showdown, I can definitively say Zarya is the worst character to play. Props to anyone who plays her and still manage to get kills.

"but he has no depth and is only there to be Ilyas love interest" im biting you. I'm biting you right now irl

I will hear no Shane Hollander slander on my tl. Thats my emotional support bottom

a person in a straw hat is laying on the ground in the water ALT: a person in a straw hat is laying on the ground in the water

me after finishing The Everlasting at 3am.

The Everlasting has been taking me out back every 10 pages and beating me with a raw fish.

I just know another fish tank would fix my life

There must've been a Gemini out there who was out for my blood or something, cause June was not it.

Being a plant parent is all fun and games until you get your first case of thrips

I just want everyone to know that yesterday's Wordle was Bongo

Calatheas are the devil. Everytime I walk into a plant store they tempt me with their beautiful foliage, but I know better.

The popmart website is broken...that bodes well

MY GURLS

I've read so many bnha fanfics at this point that I should probably watch the show.

Statistically speaking, there's at least one Drake, Chiefs, Mavericks fan that's having a really bad week.

I need season 3 of XO Kitty shipped to my doorstep pronto.

Katz Deli should sue Hellmann's for libel with that new ad

Miyuki from Lucky Star eats cream puffs like a psychopath

I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry

I dunno where these billionaires and politicians got the idea that they’re not totally edible

Just saw a live action One Piece edit to You're Gonna Go Far and am truly devastated. I will be unreachable for the foreseeable future.

New fear unlocked: Those fucking scorpions from Shadow of the Erdtree

Now that I'm Elden Lord, here's my ranking of main bosses - hardest to easiest (based on my spellsword playthrough)

1. Malenia
2. Renala
3. Margit (Don't @ me)
4. Rykard
5. Radagon/Elden Beast
6. Fire Giant
7. Godrick
8. Maliketh
9. Morgot
10. Godfrey
11. Placidusax
12. Radahn
13. Mohg

Eldin Ring would be a 10/10 for me, if it wasn't for all these fucking ants