My form of edging is spending all my waking hours in a state of pent-up annoyance but never actually exploding at anyone.
17.04.2025 01:16
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My form of edging is spending all my waking hours in a state of pent-up annoyance but never actually exploding at anyone.
Liam Neeson: table for one please
Waiter: whoa you're liam neeson
Liam Neeson: is that a problem
Waiter: no i was just taken by surprise
Liam Neeson: *nose to nose* i will find this "surprise" and i will kill him
They eat a cold carb
They eat a hot carb
They eat a cheesy carb
They eat a chocolate carb
They eat a carb that remind them of the good times
They eat a carb that reminds them of the best times
Ima confess to yall... Ive never had eggnog. Cant get past the look and texture.
Reading this as I’m stuffing my face with a double double animal style from In-N-Out really hurt me more than I’d like to admit
i'm going to invent an "american style" full english breakfast that's so good it heals the wound first opened at lexington and concord
Just realised it's international men's day today. I'm celebrating by leaving the toilet seat up.
