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Andy Fitzpatrick

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Journalist, writer, bicon πŸŸ₯πŸŸͺ🟦, very tired

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Ah yes, Tony Stark, the arms manufacturer supplying the U.S. in a Middle East war until it nearly kills him, he realizes the monstrous actions of his past, and he becomes consumed with completely changing his life.

06.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Besides the obvious comment about an AI disciple (unknowingly?) quoting the fucking Borg, saying that it's rare to have a reporter who can write is absolutely deranged.

04.03.2026 14:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As an old board game nerd, I'm 1. upset that I didn't know this existed, and 2. love everything about the design.

04.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's true.

04.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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25.02.2026 03:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Share a TV show that raised you.

23.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the most pathetic, saddest things I've ever seen in my life.

23.02.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've always loved the weird metallic fabric he uses. I kind of get why they didn't use it in the movies, but I'm bummed the segmented plate look seeped into the comic.

12.02.2026 23:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazing.

09.02.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OK, the real food dot gov commercial with the convicted sex criminal calling us fat was, uh, deranged.

09.02.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

News media called the most obviously racist image racist. Give them no awards. What matters is all the racist things Trump and his klan have said that media did not judge and label.

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The 2 pics together look like the 2 modes of the Gadgetmobile from the old Inspector Gadget cartoon. This isn't a criticism.

01.02.2026 22:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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30.01.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 28071 πŸ” 9224 πŸ’¬ 362 πŸ“Œ 760

Yeah, but I'd actually love an alien order me to sleep for 8 hours.

25.01.2026 08:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

when Spock does the neck pinch, even on bad guys, he always catches them and sets them down very politely. letting this guy fully just drop, leaving Jim to try to awkwardly scramble to catch him, is Vulcan for "it is always morally right to punch Nazis"

25.01.2026 07:03 πŸ‘ 2308 πŸ” 567 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I love telling people about this insane thing when I find out they're not familiar with it.

24.01.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Vance: I'm crying right now because you stupids won't let me have your green island. I could literally just - don't you know I'm smarter than you? I'm your better - don't leave, don't get the army

Trump: McDonald's needs to sell milk again. Nobody likes the Grimace. They get the milk from him

15.01.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 1845 πŸ” 327 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
Jim Davis quote - β€œToday, I buried another one of the fuckers”

Jim Davis quote - β€œToday, I buried another one of the fuckers”

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful

13.01.2026 19:14 πŸ‘ 7918 πŸ” 1511 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 29

Ha, thanks. Although it was the judges who hated us.

08.01.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wanted to live in a Star Trek future, but ended up in a Star Wars one.

07.01.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was on a forensics team that did Python, and we were hated at every tournament because Forensics Is Serious Business, But You Can Do Neil Simon.

07.01.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

04.01.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 43467 πŸ” 16078 πŸ’¬ 326 πŸ“Œ 411

Grok doesn't "say" anything. It's a tool that posts what a user tells it to post. Stop saying this.

02.01.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THANK you. The Lee costume is way overrated compared to pretty much all the rest.

02.01.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now we know what happened to Dr. Piper.

02.01.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Once again, we must ask: Does the president know what a dog actually is?

26.12.2025 03:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Orange cat peeking out from behind presents under a Christmas tree.

Orange cat peeking out from behind presents under a Christmas tree.

Here's another orange boy, also named Archie.

26.12.2025 00:51 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Front page of the Daily Planet. Picture of a stern and resolute Clark Kent under the headline NATIVE FASCISTS JAILED; PLANET REPORTER REVEALS INNER WORKINGS OF AMERICAN FASCIST GROUP; THESE ARE OUR ENEMIES BY CLARK KENT. Panel from SUPERMAN #36, 1945. Story: Bill Finger. Art: Ira Yarbrough and George Roussos.

Front page of the Daily Planet. Picture of a stern and resolute Clark Kent under the headline NATIVE FASCISTS JAILED; PLANET REPORTER REVEALS INNER WORKINGS OF AMERICAN FASCIST GROUP; THESE ARE OUR ENEMIES BY CLARK KENT. Panel from SUPERMAN #36, 1945. Story: Bill Finger. Art: Ira Yarbrough and George Roussos.

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