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A young woman with blonde hair wearing a bright blue balaclava featuring a small Stitch character on the forehead.
A young woman with blonde hair wearing a bright blue balaclava featuring a small Stitch character on the forehead.
Good morning from your favorite bank robber 🩵
Good morning, 🩵Mike🩵. Hope you have an amazing Thursday 🙂
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A selfie of a young woman with long dark hair, blue eyes, and a septum piercing, wearing bold red lipstick and a black top with a sheer polka-dot neckline.
A selfie of a young woman with long dark hair, blue eyes, and a septum piercing, wearing bold red lipstick and a black top with a sheer polka-dot neckline.
Throwback to when I was a hot brunette 🩷
A selfie of a young woman with long dark hair, blue eyes, and a septum piercing, wearing bold red lipstick and a black top with a sheer polka-dot neckline.
A selfie of a young woman with long dark hair, blue eyes, and a septum piercing, wearing bold red lipstick and a black top with a sheer polka-dot neckline.
Throwback to when I was a hot brunette 🩷
A snowy wooden deck with a pergola overlooks a pink and orange winter sunset.
Tonight’s sunset after a brief snow squall from our back deck.
A snowy wooden deck with a pergola overlooks a pink and orange winter sunset.
Tonight’s sunset after a brief snow squall from our back deck.
posting about raccoons while 38,000 feet in the air. this is what my ancestors fought for.
Look Canada, I’m not looking to apply for citizenship yet but let the record show I have never listened to a Gordon Lightfoot song without openly weeping
“If you believe in bodily autonomy you have to accept vaccine deniers.”
No, I don’t.
"It's a dog eat dog world" as I slide a hotdog in my bitch mouth
The pyramidal Bass Pro Shop in Memphis with a big explosion on it
BREAKING: Iran has struck the Bass Prop Shops pyramid
My Dad: *calling to wish me a happy birthday* If I were as smart as you I wouldn't even be talking to you
views are my own your views are mine as well i own all the views
Need a hole dug?
CALL BODHI!
"YOU'RE DEAD TO ME"
Me on my first day as a mortician
It’s so weird how I’m the only one who has correct takes yet everyone hates me.
My brain still treats good news like an unattended bag at the airport.
Bluesky should fix the bug in this app that keeps me from being funny
(slamming the mayonnaise container down with violence) I guess that’s today’s vibes 😬
A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty
Several people asked for a new picture of Molly, aka the Thing of Evil. Here she is.
perfecting the art of mental exhaustion
canadians be like what’s wrong with u
*reporting for bitch duty*
A slightly faded photo of a fluffy black and white kitten staring at the camera with wide, round eyes.
This month is Uni’s birthday month, so I’m reposting this! Baby Uni
TGIF am I right?
