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ChrisTheHoff

@christhehoff

Knows the WayForward. Formerly of Nintendo Power & Power Pros. Likes: Zelda, Mega Man, RPGs, Ace Attorney, Mr. T. Views ≠ employer. NS: 6835-9139-8490

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Latest posts by ChrisTheHoff @christhehoff

Maaaaan, I wish there was still time for KLAX

06.03.2026 05:15 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Wouldn’t surprise me! But this was a gift from some friends; I’ll take what I can get!

05.03.2026 23:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Ohyeah, umami time

05.03.2026 22:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fell how weak you truly are!

05.03.2026 20:18 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Another Mega Mail day!

04.03.2026 20:56 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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GEEZER

04.03.2026 20:53 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Amazing

02.03.2026 22:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also, for WiiWare and DSiWare, we didn’t use a traditional rating scale at NP, so technically I gave several games perfect scores in that respect…

02.03.2026 01:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I may have given a perfect score to MGS3! If I did, we weren’t using a 10-point scale at the time though. This was before my NP days of course

02.03.2026 01:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I never gave a 10. But I wanted to! Unfortunately I did not get to be the reviewer of Super Mario Galaxy 1 or 2…

01.03.2026 23:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Dude, you should go work for The Pokémon Company or something!

28.02.2026 01:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Happy Pokémon Day

27.02.2026 23:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But, soft! What beast through yonder fortress breaks?

Check out more fun Romeo & Juliet & Godzilla pages from me & @allsorrows.bsky.social in this exclusive @nerdist.bsky.social preview!

Thanks @jakebrianwilliams.bsky.social @tomscioli.bsky.social @idwpublishing.com for the immensely fun project!

27.02.2026 20:40 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

I played this back at PAX and it felt like a perfect mix of Final Fight and Golden Axe. Very possibly my most anticipated game at the moment (that I’m not involved with).

26.02.2026 21:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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THIS IS NOT A SPECIAL EVENT. This is the opposite of a special event.

25.02.2026 21:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(Uncanny is arguably one of the worst games ever made.)

25.02.2026 19:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Been waiting so long for this announcement, congrats!

25.02.2026 19:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What about Uncanny X-Men for NES?

25.02.2026 19:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This is relatable

22.02.2026 00:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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A-Are these the same IP?

21.02.2026 22:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Adding grand theft auto to his list of crimes

21.02.2026 19:13 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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CRIMES HAVE BEEN COMMITTED

19.02.2026 21:00 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0
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Yes, it’s true, somehow I have a cartoon dog

17.02.2026 22:07 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Why did I do this

16.02.2026 21:06 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

More beefy, I’d say!

16.02.2026 00:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Not a dog

15.02.2026 22:40 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Dog update: still fluffy

15.02.2026 22:39 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Forget hitting the right one, I can’t even FIND ‘em!

15.02.2026 22:38 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, does the PS5 hardware have buttons for that stuff?? I don’t think I’ve ever used them myself! I always do it via the home menu.

15.02.2026 22:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wait, are you saying there are PS4 users who HAVE figured it out????

15.02.2026 22:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0