Dear My Bank,
Updating your mobile banking app should
NEVER
result in me being signed out of said mobile banking app.
This isn't good security, this is sloppy coding (and worse customer service).
Warm regards,
Max
Daydreaming about all of the cool stuff I'm not going to have time to do on my new yellow computer. 💭
Amazon is apparently experiencing widespread checkout outages.
I don't know how much money that's costing them every minute, but I do know that there's no plausible number that isn't funny.
YOUR VOLUNTARY COMPLIANCE IS REQUIRED.
Kid Rock's single, “Til You Can’t," is an early contender for a FIFA Grammy.
Captcha a falling star.
Pennywise, clown foolish.
AI-ron Butterfly, powered by N-A-Gadda-Da-vidia GPUs.
More like WebPee.
Fucking Google.
LinkedIncels.
(I actually think it looks pretty good. I just thought this was funny.)
Apple introduces $599 MacBook No.
Forget the MacBook Neo.
I want the MacBook Noir.
I'm basing this prediction off of several factors, including persistent rumors about what colors have been tested, the image Apple used in their press invitation, and also what colors I had in my closet.
Four overlapping men’s dress shirts, collars visible, in yellow, green, blue, and gray, against a brown hardwood floor.
My color prediction for the new MacBooks being released tomorrow. #Apple
Typo is my least favorite of the Marx Brothers.
"Sorry. Can't. I'm busy training AI."
[shocks Sam Altman with cattle prod]
This Sunday, Microsoft will save your daylight to OneDrive by default.
Some may ask, "Wi-Fi?"
But I ask, "Wi-Not?"
Due to a typo, I accidentally forwarded your manuscript to your Punisher, and he killed it.
I can't think of anything funny to say this morning.
Post amongst yourselves.
My son's dentist is running more than half-hour behind, and I'm very frustrated.
If I wanted to sit in an uncomfortable chair and get absolutely nothing done while I scroll social media on my phone, I would have gone to the office.
Artisanal troublemaker.
You vision insurance plan will cover one set of frames* and one pair of prescription lenses**†‡.
Apple announces iPhone Seven Teeny.
www.apple.com/newsroom/2026/0...
Nextdoor is a cesspool.
Major Eaton: We have Top Ramen working on it now.
Indiana Jones: Who?
Major Eaton: Top. Ramen.
You don't want to know what the FIFA War Prize winner is doing.
Always the Gatorade, never the gator.
Jack off all trades.
Wait. Let me start over.
#WaitLetMeStartOver
