Crazy, Scary, Spooky, Hilarious

THE GRANDMA IS THE BABY

Is this lil bitch maga? #unexpected

I really shouldn’t let these kids upset me but I wanna drop kick tf outta Brice #Unexpected

So so sooooooo…..

This work week whooped everybody’s ass, huh??

This is for federal. DCHR gives orders for dc gov.

DESTROYED MY FUCKING DOOR! Then gonna have the nerve to ask if I want him to come back and fix it?

Don’t send no 27yr old locksmiths to my house

The lesser of the crimes in this movie

men baddies?

we used to go to war…

Taylor farms has mini salad kits that’s enough for one salad. I’m the same way lol

He looks like he don’t even let the cha cha slide 😂😂

Nothing pisses me off more than having hiccups

WILL FUCKING BYERS BITCH! #StrangerThings

I just started the 5th season and the product placement is really annoying tf outta me

Why tf is Ashley worried about anyone’s divorce?

Again…why is Ashely still on this show? #RHOP

Why did Ashley invite Stacy to this shit and why did she go? #RHOP

Finally started this season of #RHOP. Why is Ashley still going by Darby?

*mutes Char*ie Ki*k*

An unfortunate side-effect of that dipshit getting blown away is that I’ve been subjected to more pictures of his dumb face and more sound bites of his shitty opinions than I ever did when he was alive.

My mom had a pandemic puppy and it was pure chaos every time I called her. I had to seriously have a convo and explain that was an animal and they didn’t understand what she was saying.

Thought this was Chelly

Piss me off every time

Oh he DEFINITELY sleeps in jeans

Young me thought it was weird. Current me trying to figure out how to incorporate them in the budget lol

Lacy need her mf ass beat

Most times, if I meet new people and their conversation mirrors the shit I see online.....I need them folks to get from round me!

Not literally, but I would imagine things would be a bit more peaceful because more would be ignorant to most what’s going on in the world.

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Company issued lanyard lol