tonight my boyfriend told me he would have to work all day one of the days of my birthday weekend so I got to yank a really long hair out of his chest in return and that’s on healthy relationship dynamics
i saw yerin ha wear an adidas jacket in the tv series the survivors and i liked it so much i asked my bf to find it online because i couldn’t and he did and it was my christmas gift
again
one of life’s simple pleasures is eating McDonald’s while driving a car….holding ur fries with three fingers…a quintessentially American experience
you, thinking the economy is good
only dunces think the economy is good right now
This is indistinguishable from right-wing anti-SJW agitprop
A screenshot of a Google Shopping search for “chartreuse turtleneck,” with results that span from a hunter/forest green to pukey gold to spring green to yellow-green
the way the Internet has no clue what color chartreuse is so frustrating
a dear wish is that after a workout, i could snap my fingers and be showered, blow dried, warm, and cozy instantaneously. the worst thing about working out is the after
Never bad. He COMMITTED. Tender Mercies, The Godfather, The Apostle, Apocalypse Now, even total junk. He was Boo Radley, for god's sake. RIP.
Check out Tender Mercies or The Apostle if you haven't seen them. Beautiful movies about faith that don't proselytize.
You cannot simply add tights to any outfit willy nilly. It doesn’t work like that! The abovementioned socks should also be plain. Low heel anything (EXCEPT BOOTIES) may be included in the pumps category.
These are my feelings on the matter.
Never wear tights with a skirt and ankle boots unless they are docs. If you wear tights with a flat shoe, you must wear slouchy socks with them—the exception being ballet flats, which are case by case. Ideally tights and a skirt should be worn with knee high boots or pumps. That is all.
the height of luxury to me would be able to dive directly into a saltwater pool after completing a workout. there is nothing i want to do more than float in a pool after lifting weights
i have called: mccall’s, wine & eggs, cookbook echo park, bucatini, dada market, the liquor fountain, and sqirl. eataly & monsieur marcel’s show no result online. who is this recipe for!!!!
ottolenghi sending me on a wild goose chase for scamorza affumigata
i’m ready to start weaponizing my vehicle in the trader joe’s parking lot
Bilbo looking at his phone top on bottom is ChatGPT After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it? You're absolutely right — you found it, it's been with you a long while, and it's only natural to feel fond of something that's served you so well, especially when someone like Gandalf suddenly seems to want it for himself.
i really adore a montage of city scenes
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
ICE has now carried out two summary executions of innocent people in the streets of an American city.
If you work for ICE, there's no denying that's the mission you're supporting now. You don't get to claim in one year or ten or twenty that you didn't know what ICE was doing. You're complicit.
ICE agents killed a man and are disappearing the witnesses.
the sun is out again 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
“i deprecate war, but when it’s brought to my door, the bringer will find me at home” cold af
in 2026 i’m not touching my face/eyes/mouth/nose, using hand sanitizer religiously, not picking my hangnails & oiling my cuticles every night. it’s the year of not getting sick and having nice nails. i will also be stretching my hips. thank you 🫡
welcome home to your parents’ house, the channels are adam-12, a random no-name action movie (or, alternatively, dubious war history breakdown) streaming on youtube, the greg gutfeld show, and all creatures great and small
i didn’t expect this but the ikea advent calendar is actually very good
jason bateman’s vince in black rabbit scares the shit out of me
it’s officially one month since our dryer broke ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️ at least our landlord has started paying for us to do fluff & fold
end of episode 5 of the beast in me….someone teach journalists about info sec, i guess
New: Conde Nast fired four employees who were among a group that confronted the company's head of human resources on Wednesday over the decision to fold Teen Vogue into Vogue/recent cuts. Employees who were fired included journalists from the New Yorker, Wired, and Bon Appétit.
