WobblyPython: The internet's favorite talking snake

Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them.

The current climate is especially accelerating this.

Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves.
Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

It's particularly frustrating that they will, to a man, go on to call you illiterate at some point in continued conversation.

It is inevitable. They're insufferable clods that are convinced of their superiority despite being some of the dumbest sacks of meat to ever suck air.

I was gonna suggest bleach shots. Cost cutting measures you see.

The gunplay is nice and everything moves pretty okay but it's got issues.

The thing of it for me is I'd like to see them build a narrative out of it and actually take it somewhere. Not sure if it's gonna get that treatment or if it is the cynical license-riding cash grab we suspect it to be.

I mean, I think you're right tho.

The messaging sounds profoundly anti-corp but the moment to moment action has you shooting randos in a system designed to stoke that division.

Which doesn't really make sense anyway. Every group has different objectives. The conflict is pointless really.

I put a bunch of hours into the server smash, and my broadest takeaway was that it's a stylishly median game.

I'd play it, but I'm not about to throw 40 bucks at it to play it alone.

Yo cat AND bicycle?

I'm in this post

I think in 30 minutes, my friend Doc is going on a journey

A reminder in stream chat etiquette that foreshadowing is also spoilers. Someone last night said “get tissues” and it instantly gave away what was about to happen taking away the surprise and emotion from the moment. Please have self control and let people experience things 😑

Catch me in the rubble scoring a new 5090

Lol same.

That's supply side Jesus. I've never been more sure.

Here's hoping you can talk to your friend about the kind of site they're on. 😬

The YouTube poop is alive and well

ANYWAY ALL THIS TO SAY HEY GUYS IN TWO WEEKS I'M DOING ROUND SIX

SATURDAY 21ST MARCH, 3PMGMT, WE HITTING UP THE ISLANDS!!!

SUN, SAND, SLAUGHTER!

www.nuclearhog.farm

Showtime

If this is twitch, I know people are upset about the verification process that they're asking new affiliates to go through. Some folks might be boycotting their subs that way.

I've been encouraging folks to go through Kofi instead if they're gonna' do that, so that I can keep paying bills.

If we gotta move off discord I'm probably gonna set up an honest to god forum for myself and maybe the rest of pit Crew.

Piling onto this. If Bluesky, the VC Backed Company™️slams their dick in the car door too hard you can find me at wobblypython.newgrounds.com and my private discord server.

It is gated via patreon, Kofi, or twitch sub discord.gg/PNnfueJb Mostly so I can ban people and have it mean something.

As I am washed, so am I clean.

Nintendo suing folks that actually deserve it?!

The gods deserve the "best" and "brightest." Do they not?

"It's going to take a little sacrifice on the part of the Americans."

I volunteer our leadership. We can just work down from the top until the gods shine their favor upon us.

hey look a fun history lesson!

The older I get, the more I think Newgrounds has always been on the pulse.

Solid gallery site. Emphasis that you make or credit everything you post. Has demonstrably launched whole careers.

They're doing good work there, really.

I got to watch a Doorman do the most incredible teamplay I've ever seen.

That dude was the concierge from the Grand Budapest hotel. Unreal stuff.

Okay yeah that sucks. I'm thinkin' about baked goods.

I want the biggest cake slice.

Although I had a stupid experience once with a tiny gummy that was super fucking powerful that laid me out for an entire day.

This feels like shrinkflation.

I *like* to eat the big candy medicinally guaranteed to make me feel "pretty good".